@Straylight okay, now I'm scared. ( takes note "careful with this one be")

@HootyTheNightOwl whatever, mini

@CaptainBard You just admitted it in black and white... it's not my fault that I'm going to visit it every day, short stuff.

@EldritchFox naa you ain’t scary

@CaptainBard not even a little bit?

@EldritchFox nuu what’s scary about that 😶

@cherny those wings are unnatural

@CaptainBard it's nature

@CaptainBard
I'm buying us burrito! 🙄

@mindstruggle Sus 😒

@mindstruggle

@deadgerbil consider a makeover 👀

@CaptainBard it will come off in the rain

@GoFish it’s the puppy profile pic 😱

@CaptainBard why he not scarys 😳

@GoFish 👀👀

@CaptainBard trust me… the carnival ride says you have to be 3 feet tall, your as close to that as you can get… and I’ll be there with you.

@submissivelittlewoman 😒😒😒

@CaptainBard fine, forget the carnival… we can pick something out of my toy box 😉

@Degbeme once again, you rise to the occasion!

@CaptainBard bard, you will be the thief next to jesus asking for forgiveness

@empanadas I always pictured myself more a crowd member throwing tomatoes

@CaptainBard dont ask to be tickled then bard. Or elmo will be your savior