Straylight · F
Is this about that bridge I sold you? The paperwork probably got lost in the mail.
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Straylight I went and checked and there is no bridge from Cuba to Ghana 🤨
Straylight · F
@CaptainBard Of course not. You bought it so it’s probably being delivered to you.
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Straylight ooohhhh that makes sense!
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Thanks! 🙂
McThichoEe · 31-35, MNew
Ricky Bobby son
SinlessOnslaught · M
I'm the best at boozling bams
I know, it's because I'm ruled by the sun♌ 🦁 😆
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@AbsolutelyFabulous oh we got a bright ass here 🙄
@CaptainBard absolutely 😆😆😆😆
WillaKissing · 61-69, M
Well, well, well, the HOA revoked your Karen license I see!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@WillaKissing It was only a "short" license.
Nanori · F
yes I have that bamboozling effect 🥸
MellyMel22 · F
Now what are you going on about 🤨
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@MellyMel22 that’s my line
hunkalove · 70-79, M
It's all for the movie I'm making about you. It's starring a miniature AI PeeWee Herman as you. The title is Bardy Burns in Hell.
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Blame yourself for letting it happen. Why didn't you stop it??
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@CaptainBard that's in fortunate dear
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch in believable
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@CaptainBard very in believable dear
GoFish ·
lol wazup?
GoFish ·
@CaptainBard idk what that is?
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@GoFish well, then idk either!
GoFish ·
@CaptainBard ok ☺
CallMeSoph · F
I forgot you can’t count above 10 unless you’re barefoot
CallMeSoph · F
@CaptainBard let me play the cancan music whilst you do, you’re so cute doing your high kicks
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@CallMeSoph 🙄
CallMeSoph · F
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
Did not! I didn’t have a ready supply of bamboo, so I water reeded you instead 😏
Lostpoet · M
I never said I was great
fun4us2b · M
What? As a used car salesman I'm mightily offended!


CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@fun4us2b you said you’d throw your orange tie in as part of the deal
fun4us2b · M
@CaptainBard Can't be! You must have me confused with another fella wearing an orange tie....
Degbeme · 70-79, M
I did no such thing
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Degbeme mmmhm
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@CaptainBard I was just digging and found another 26-30 year old bard post and thought I'd share it with the Bard himself
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deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@CaptainBard or a dill weed as he would say
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tenente · 36-40, M
don't be disgusting 😠












