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@HumanEarth On the Belleh-Fellehs

You mean them 7 up on top. Well if you didn't like them names. What about these. Cause they all look like they know how to make some damn good shine up in them hills.

The Goatees & Giggles, Seven Shades of Shine, Beards, Brews, & Banter, The Moonshine Misfits, Goatee Shenanigans, Whiskers & Whiskey, The Sippin’ Seven

Okay, maybe you think I'm a bit sexist. So lets flip the gender table and name the band as if they were large women that made moonshine

Here are some.with the gender flipped

The Chubby Chuggers, Moonshine & Muffin Tops, The Sassy Still Sisters, Seven Saucy Spirits, Big Bottles & Big Smiles, The Plump Pots and Pans, Curvy Cups of Shine

I was thinking as I was typing this up. Remember some of odd female country western band name that used to play on Here Haw that never made it to super famous. Well their band names gave me the idea for the next set of names.

So here are some additional funny band name ideas that incorporate a country Western feel for the seven plus-sized women who wouldmake moonshine and sing Country Western songs

The Moonshine Mamas, Boots, Beards, and Big Bottles, The Curvy Country Creators, Round-Up & Shine, The Whimsical Whiskey Women, Big Fat Southern Sips, The Honey Barrel Bandits

@thepeculiarpanda Biscuits and gravy!!! 😋

@HowtoDestroyAngels you can get music especially for truckers

Sounds even funnier in Spanish

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