I don’t wanna brag but I was the inspiration for the Star Wars “Jabba the Hutt” character

That Ozempic really did wonders for you, darling you look wonderful!

I wonderhow many posts you've made over the years. Is it ok to ask?

I believe you

Allegedly

Hot!!!🤭

Who took you out of your original packaging?!

Once again you misheard, they didn't say Jabba, they said you were the inspiration for Jawa. 🙄

Don't steal ideas from @empanadas

That's cool! They made a giant slug version of you?

It’s your beer belly

you weeerent. stop it.

I took you more for that little fury creature that sits on the side of him.

Couldn’t fool us

You run a crime empire? 👀

so you're wider than you are tall and you have a six foot tongue

ayyyyyyy... 😀

it's pronounced "Jar Jar Binks" you misguided kazoo