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Since my return

My aim was to go unrecognized as a middle aged, politically charged, news-oriented white man who has a bad temper and likes to argue

I honestly have found that SW is lame af and you only attract more lamenardoes that are also middle aged, politically charged, and news oriented men with a bad temper and like to argue ,_,

It sucks booty cheeks my g :V

Even though I am 100% after like 3 minutes a lotta people recognized me (and kindly did not call me out for my terrible acting), I must say ,_,
I worry what kind of middle aged man I will become

Will I be grouchy? .-.
And unloving? ,_,

Will I like golf? ._.
Will I be a white man? :v
Will I like coffee?

Will I stop smiling?

Will I like 18-21 lesbian females? -.-

Will I PRETEND to be an 18-21 lesbian female? ,_,
Will I like lesbians? Will I stand in my house butt naked af and send random women pictures of my balls because I am old and insecure and worry if I am still loveable because I didn't end up marrying the right woman and did not work to be the right man?

Will I like pool?

If I got a wife, will I take pictures of her and hope to find validation and confidence in my choice by displaying her to other men to gauge if I struck our or got lucky? ,_,

All of these are concerns I have had running through my head pretending to be a middle aged, politically charged, news-oriented white man with a bad temper that likes to argue

However, I have had lots of surprisingly enjoyable experiences and I think I broke character too much 😪
And I just wanna go back to messin about yo
It's so dang boring

I shoulda called myself Derek :v
That's a good white man name, right?

How could I improve my cover? ,_,
And infiltrate the circles of the white men here in SW?
And yes, I'm onto you white men ¤_¤
Soon I will be indistinguishable.... and I too shall join the frivolous conversations about the weather
And talk about how good of a working man I am
Sooonnnnn

m.j
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M Best Comment
You should pretend to be someone fake
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
@Iwantyourhotwife this is tough, isn’t it? You could try just being … you? Albeit a more open and expressive one than the physical life enables?
Iwantyourhotwife · 22-25
@DownTheStreet I guess you're right
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
@Iwantyourhotwife you could try it. It might be okay. Or boring. Hard to predict.

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Iwantyourhotwife · 22-25
@nightjourney give me your account ¤__¤
I shall use it to impersonate youuuu
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Iwantyourhotwife · 22-25
@nightjourney lol, I love you 😂
I'm messin around
If you want to improve your cover than you have to change your lingo and not use the same cartoon face everywhere.. it may as well be the face of your personality you prankster 😂
Straylight · 31-35, F
You’re pretty recognizable. 🤷‍♀️

But yes, please make a lesbian catfish account! 😂
Iwantyourhotwife · 22-25
@Straylight if I ever do, I'm probably going to have too much fun trolling the dudes in my dms yo 😂

I would make them suffer
Reject · 26-30, M
All I got from this was booty cheek suckin’ my g.
Iwantyourhotwife · 22-25
@Reject how? ,_,
I rite words
Reject · 26-30, M
@Iwantyourhotwife And I have selective seeing. 😏
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
BUT I LOVE THE RAIN!! 😒 How dare you diss weather like that..
Iwantyourhotwife · 22-25
@AuRevoir I'm sorry ;-;

But.... I like the rain but don't like talking about it

And I don't like yellow snow
Miram · 31-35, F
You're gonna get the 90° sandal if you keep at this.
Iwantyourhotwife · 22-25
@Miram [media=https://youtu.be/9o19CaOSuD8]
Dan193 · 31-35, M
True colours eventually come out ig
empanadas · 31-35, M
Let me ruin apple juice for you.
golden shower lovers' drink of choice
Iwantyourhotwife · 22-25
@empanadas looks good bruh :v
I wants me some
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Iwantyourhotwife · 22-25
@MartinTheFirst true that
I guess I can't resist them 😂

 
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