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Since my return

My aim was to go unrecognized as a middle aged, politically charged, news-oriented white man who has a bad temper and likes to argue

I honestly have found that SW is lame af and you only attract more lamenardoes that are also middle aged, politically charged, and news oriented men with a bad temper and like to argue ,_,

It sucks booty cheeks my g :V

Even though I am 100% after like 3 minutes a lotta people recognized me (and kindly did not call me out for my terrible acting), I must say ,_,
I worry what kind of middle aged man I will become

Will I be grouchy? .-.
And unloving? ,_,

Will I like golf? ._.
Will I be a white man? :v
Will I like coffee?

Will I stop smiling?

Will I like 18-21 lesbian females? -.-

Will I PRETEND to be an 18-21 lesbian female? ,_,
Will I like lesbians? Will I stand in my house butt naked af and send random women pictures of my balls because I am old and insecure and worry if I am still loveable because I didn't end up marrying the right woman and did not work to be the right man?

Will I like pool?

If I got a wife, will I take pictures of her and hope to find validation and confidence in my choice by displaying her to other men to gauge if I struck our or got lucky? ,_,

All of these are concerns I have had running through my head pretending to be a middle aged, politically charged, news-oriented white man with a bad temper that likes to argue

However, I have had lots of surprisingly enjoyable experiences and I think I broke character too much 😪
And I just wanna go back to messin about yo
It's so dang boring

I shoulda called myself Derek :v
That's a good white man name, right?

How could I improve my cover? ,_,
And infiltrate the circles of the white men here in SW?
And yes, I'm onto you white men ¤_¤
Soon I will be indistinguishable.... and I too shall join the frivolous conversations about the weather
And talk about how good of a working man I am
Sooonnnnn

m.j
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DownTheStreet · 56-60, M Best Comment
You should pretend to be someone fake
Iwantyourhotwife · 22-25
@DownTheStreet maybe be I could

But I hate being fake 😂
To the core. So I'd struggle
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
@Iwantyourhotwife this is tough, isn’t it? You could try just being … you? Albeit a more open and expressive one than the physical life enables?
Iwantyourhotwife · 22-25
@DownTheStreet I guess you're right
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
@Iwantyourhotwife you could try it. It might be okay. Or boring. Hard to predict.