Post a funny line from a movie

"Excuse me sir, my friend was the one balling your wife a couple hours ago. Real sorry. He seems to have left his wallet behind & I was wondering if I could poke around, look for it .."

I once had a dog hump my leg so often I got a callous on my shin. True story.

Jurassic World Dominion

My favorite funny scene is by far This is the End when Danny McBride cooked all the food that they were storing for the end of the world. And James Franco said he gots to go!
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"You can't really appreciate Shakespeare until you read him in the original Klingon."

From Playmates (1941) - John Barrymore's final movie where he plays himself (as a washed-up, ham actor):

And your pledge name is Otter.
Why Otter?
WHY NOT! (Animal house )

"There's no crying in baseball"

A League of their Own

There are about a hundred in this scene

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“What the hell are you looking at Sister Gonorrhea?” -Father McNaultey, Detroit Rock City

"Combing the desert sir". "Combing the desert sir". "We ain't found shit"!
Spaceballs

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Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina. Kindergarten Cop.

I'm surprised that scene was kept in