Replace movie quotes with something WAY funnier...

*lights a cigarette*

Bond...Bail Bonds

"I'm gonna make him a [i][c=BF0000]coffin [/c][/i] he can't refuse." The Godfather (1972)
(The original is "offer")☺️

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't turn into a sexual pun."

"fat, drunk and stupid IS the way to go through life son"

ET phone pizza

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with a happy meal and a nice Shirley Temple."

"Well are ya' gonna pull those pistols or whistle "I Enjoy Being A Girl?""

🎶🎵🎶 The [i]hills[/i] are aliiiiiive...
and it's pretty frighteniiiiing... 🎵🎶🎵........

Were going to need a bigger moat

They're coming to [b]hug[/b] you Barbara!!!

"Well are you gonna pull on that penis or whistle Dixie?" Outlaw Josey Wales

originally it was "Are you gonna pull them pistols or whistle Dixie?

Lame? I really wanted to participate but couldn't think of a thing.

You want candy?
I think I’m entitled to candy!
You want sugar?
You bet I do!!

You’re diabetic! You can’t handle the sugar!!!

My mama always said life was like a box of shit. You never know what you're gonna get.

"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful hook-up."

[c=002673]"Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only transportation." .[/c]

here's looking at you, birthing person.

Ill be Back!
after i pick up some Ice cream

Welcome to the orgy of violence, pal

"Elementary, my dear Biden."

"May the farce be with you."

Better yet, reverse the pronouns in a movie dialogue

Why so cereal?

I would have had John Connor have "Hasta la vista" and "Baby" as components of separate examples he taught the terminator of how to speak