Replace movie quotes with something WAY funnier...

"Luke....I [i]AM[/i] your significant other."
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I'm gonna keep going with this even if no one chimes in.

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You want candy?
I think I’m entitled to candy!
You want sugar?
You bet I do!!

You’re diabetic! You can’t handle the sugar!!!