What bizarre things does your narcissist do to annoy you?

These are memorable events from the last 30 days or so...

I need a reason for every little thing. Getting out of bed in the morning??? "What's up???".

Want to go stand on the doorstep for fresh air??? "What's up???".

Did he get an order from Amazon??? "I know what it is!!!".

Did he leave what looks like a gun in a carrier bag on the hamster's cage and doesn't want to move it??? "It's only an air rifle, it won't kill you". (Like, who even utters that - and how much has he even thought about that???) Besides that, if the police ever raided us and see that on the hamster's cage, I doubt they'll waste time finding out if it's a gun or not before shooting me.

Start fights over trivial things, gaslight me, act cold, throw out things we can still use, and never hold herself accountable for any of her wrongdoings. I know she's not a true narcissist, but she can sure act like one.

Breathes.

Mine opens her mouth 😂

Won`t ever take responsibility for anything she`s done wrong.

Weaponized incompetence. Making up computer trouble to ask for help instead of just calling for a talk.