So a pair of crows find a abandoned turtle one day and decide to raise him as they own. After a few clutches of eggs the turtle starts to mimic the other birds. So when one set of hatching finally started to fly the turtle runs and jumps of a branch he hit the ground and is no worse for where. Climbs back up and jumps again. After about 20 attempts the father crow turns to the mother and says, " Do you think we should tell him he's adopted?"
I just wrote a ridiculously stupid poem. Have a read if you want. https://similarworlds.com/beliefs/karma/4342627-Donuts-and-Karma-A-Dish-Better-Served-HOT