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Dicks all look the same

Maybe you could make yours more interesting by adding intricate and colourful tattoos or carving it into a fun new shape 馃
dated a guy with a rowboat tattooed on his privates. when he got excited it turned into the Queen Mary
[@917533,saragoodtimes] Did the guys salute him or vice versa?
LunarOrbit56-60, M
[@917533,saragoodtimes] Did you go down with the ship?? 馃槑
Keepitsimple51-55, F
Not always. Sometimes they have great balls but skinny dicks. Sort of useless.
[@11509,Keepitsimple] facts
Pinkstarburst51-55, F
Making into a balloon animal would be impressive.
YouMayKnowMe31-35, M
[@6912,Pinkstarburst] *painful.
They should make a TV show out of this: Pimp My Dick.
adorbz22-25, F
[@1125975,PhpPhoenix] that is perfect 馃ぉ
[@1027452,adorbz] I know, right? 馃ぃ鉂わ笍
[@1027452,adorbz] I'd better watch myself or he'll be lopping my head off with a boomerang next or something...
They鈥檇 be great to make purses out of, when you need a bigger bag you just give them a rub.
[@8367,meJess] would be very handy rub it and you have a suitcase
it's not how they look but how they function
But I already painted it to look like an ear of corn - what more do you want??? 馃え
adorbz22-25, F
[@421598,Becksta] but it doesn't grow actual corn? 馃ズ
[@1027452,adorbz] You women are so picky that I never get the chance to plant it to find out!!! 馃槨
mrlopez26-30, M
i was think of getting neon lights on it.
adorbz22-25, F
[@1161949,mrlopez] hawt 馃憖
mrlopez26-30, M
[@1027452,adorbz] it will spell out in red, "bumpy ride."
Piercings 馃ゴ
adorbz22-25, F
[@334441,summersong] so many you can't see the dick underneath 馃槍 now it just looks like metal corn
[@1027452,adorbz] No, not corn references again! 馃槄
maturedragon22-25, M
this explains some stuff

adorbz22-25, F
[@881582,maturedragon] what the hell 馃ぃ I saw some of that guys songs aaaaaages ago. I think he made one about UKIP back a million years ago when they were a thing. So in effect the same subject matter 馃お馃お
Lol I needed to smile right now. I don't know what to say though about that 馃槀
[@1027452,adorbz] Butterflies 馃槄馃槄馃槄 but I think killing myself would be less painful.
adorbz22-25, F
[@10788,PiecingMeBackTogether] imagineeeee a dick butterfly tattoo that changes colour along the rainbow depending on how horny you are 馃ぉ馃
[@1027452,adorbz] I think BlueVeins would like that 馃槣
Hmmm yeah, but you'd then be even more grossed out by it 馃槄

But I'll consider some more colors 馃
adorbz22-25, F
[@800884,Viper] imagine the beautiful sculptures people could make from their dicks 馃ぉ
[@1027452,adorbz] blood everywhere!
adorbz22-25, F
[@800884,Viper] mweheheh
DragonFruit61-69, M
They definitely don't all look the same...they come in a variety of sizes, shapes and colors! 馃榿
adorbz22-25, F
[@475592,DragonFruit] i want a spiky rainbow dick to club my enemies with
Degbeme61-69, M
ViciDraco36-40, M
Need a tattoo that looks like one thing normally but changes into another thing when aroused.
Calliope18-21, F
That鈥檚 why a lot of women prefer dildos also because they can actually feel all of them
How about a piercing 馃

I've considered that..
Quetzalcoatlus46-50, M
I鈥檇 post a pic but I can鈥檛 zoom out enough..
BoyByTheBay22-25, M
*takes notes*

Time to go trick out my dick 馃き
Kwek0036-40, M
girls and their dicks 馃様
adorbz22-25, F
Kwek0036-40, M
[@1027452,adorbz] Moda focka 馃槯
adorbz22-25, F
[@855786,wackidywack] I will make more posts about dicks just for you 馃槍
TheRascallyOne31-35, M
I'll send you a picture you tell me what you think
I don't think they do
each one is special
specman46-50, M
Mine is unique
Sirfurryanimal61-69, M
adorbz22-25, F
[@356742,Sirfurryanimal] imagine how hawt your dick could be if you made it grow wool 馃馃悜
Sirfurryanimal61-69, M
[@1027452,adorbz] oh heck....馃ぃ
Harriet0341-45, F
Muthafukajones41-45, M
Why mess with a good thing鈥. Woman are always telling me Cock is it鈥. Well except lesbians.
Iamonfire66631-35, F
I think they all look different in one way.
They definitely don't. 馃ぃ
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