Dicks all look the same

Maybe you could make yours more interesting by adding intricate and colourful tattoos or carving it into a fun new shape 🤔

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NerdyPotato ·

They should make a TV show out of this: Pimp My Dick.

adorbz · 26-30, F

@NerdyPotato who would present it 👀👀👀

HootyTheNightOwl

@NerdyPotato Don't tempt her...

HootyTheNightOwl

@adorbz Well... since phoenix suggested it first... 🤭 😇

NerdyPotato ·

@adorbz I think I found the perfect guy for the job.

(He really exists! https://health.usnews.com/doctors/hugh-dick-905098)

If anyone can implant little speakers and TV screens in dicks, it would be him.

adorbz · 26-30, F

@HootyTheNightOwl phoenix can paint and slot together dicks instead of ugears 👀👀👀 he already has the skills!

adorbz · 26-30, F

@NerdyPotato that is perfect 🤩

NerdyPotato ·

@adorbz I know, right? 🤣❤️

HootyTheNightOwl

@adorbz I'd better watch myself or he'll be lopping my head off with a boomerang next or something...