Dicks all look the same

Maybe you could make yours more interesting by adding intricate and colourful tattoos or carving it into a fun new shape 🤔

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But I already painted it to look like an ear of corn - what more do you want??? 🤨

adorbz · 26-30, F

@HootyTheNightOwl but it doesn't grow actual corn? 🥺

@adorbz You women are so picky that I never get the chance to plant it to find out!!! 😡