I’m not really into sunsets, but I’d love to watch you go down

You got any raisins?
No??
Then how about a date?

My names Bard but you can call me tomorrow 😏

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

Lol
Or

Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.

Are you a bank loan? You've my interest

Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight!

Another one:

I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice

Do you play soccer? Because you look like a keeper.

“I just might be in the market for a significant otter.”

Let's go to the rock quarry because I'm a little boulder there

Hey baby, are you an avocado? Because I have no idea where I'm going with this but I like you.

"You otter not ghost me after this." @BabyLonia

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes 😎

I don't have any! I was never good with pick up lines. XD

Casi me caigo por mirar esos ojos tan bonitos

voulez-vous flotter avec moi, ce soir?

....!!!!?!?!?!!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 😎

"I've got cash."

"Im sorry would you mind, your smile is very distracting. "

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️cringe...I can't stand pickup lines 😅

I wish I were cross-eyed so I could see two of you 😎

Babe, you’re hot, like a Big Mac and fries!

Here's a new one i got.
If you couldn't eat cheese, i would stll eat your cheese girl.


This is part of a skit on a hip hop album I like. It's not the full quote.

What do I have in common with road crossing chicken? Both peckers are ready for action.

can i get in your pants?
...cause you just made me shit mine!....

I want to passionately kiss you on the lips, and then work my way up to your belly button…

The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

You must be trash because I need to take you out

You otter get off your phone!

Do you play rugby
Coz you look like a hooker

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice...

Ay gurl, let me show you why they call me Microsoft

Ay gurl, let me give you chlamydia.