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Quick!!! Give me your best pick up line 😬

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BillyBaggins · 31-35, M

You must be from Ireland because every time i see my penis is Dublin.

🤣
Or

Are you from Nashville ? Cuz you're the only Tennessee

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

I’m not really into sunsets, but I’d love to watch [b]you[/b] go down

Ashly · 26-30, F

@ImpeccablyImperfect
😂 That might work lol

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

You got any raisins?
No??
Then how about a date?

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

Ashly · 26-30, F

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout 🫣

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

My names Bard but you can call me tomorrow 😏

Ashly · 26-30, F

@UndercoverBard

* blocks number

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@Ashly she’ll get back to me

Bexsy

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

Lol
Or

Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.

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Ashly · 26-30, F

@Bexsy they worked on me 😂🫣

Bexsy

@Ashly I'm finally becoming braver! ☺

Ashly · 26-30, F

@Bexsy all it takes is just putting yourself out there ☺️

Sojournersoul · M

Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight!

deadgerbil · 22-25

Another one:

I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice

Ashly · 26-30, F

@deadgerbil finally you say something decent 👍🏻😁

deadgerbil · 22-25

@Ashly I beg your pardon

deadgerbil · 22-25

Are you a bank loan? You've my interest

BeefySenpie · M

Do you play soccer? Because you look like a keeper.

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Ashly · 26-30, F

@BeefySenpie that’s a lap for inappropriate conduct 😂

BeefySenpie · M

@Ashly A lap dance is more inappropriate, I'm the good one here 😇

Ashly · 26-30, F

@BeefySenpie

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

can i get in your pants?
...cause you just made me shit mine!....

Ashly · 26-30, F

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout
😐

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

@Ashly jeez, hard to please...

more modern?

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

Ashly · 26-30, F

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout much better lol

thenormalkindofcrazy · 31-35, M

Hey baby, are you an avocado? Because I have no idea where I'm going with this but I like you.

vetguy1991 · 51-55, M

Let's go to the rock quarry because I'm a little boulder there

Ashly · 26-30, F

@vetguy1991 nice 👏😂

Pfuzylogic · M

“I just might be in the market for a significant otter.”

SW-User

Do you play rugby
Coz you look like a hooker

eventtemple123 · 22-25, M

You must be trash because I need to take you out

NerdyPotato · M

"You otter not ghost me after this." @InOtterWords

speefw00f112 · 31-35, M

[i]voulez-vous flotter avec moi[/i], ce soir?

....!!!!?!?!?!!

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speefw00f112 · 31-35, M

@Ashly

wth, there's an emoji for that on here lol

Ashly · 26-30, F

@speefw00f112 yes lol
🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦

speefw00f112 · 31-35, M

@Ashly *le sigh*...

slorollin · 41-45, M

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes 😎

Ashly · 26-30, F

@slorollin can I get a refund on that first wish? 😂 jk lol

slorollin · 41-45, M

@Ashly nope. All wishes are final 😂

Ashly · 26-30, F

@slorollin I’ll use my second wish to unwish my first wish 😂

thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

I don't have any! I was never good with pick up lines. XD

Ashly · 26-30, F

@thepreposterouspanda
At least you’re honest lol

thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

@Ashly I do not have a suave bone in my body, but I'm decently cute and a musician, so I always just kind of fumbled my way into relationships. 😂

Ashly · 26-30, F

@thepreposterouspanda sometimes that’s all it takes 🙂

slorollin · 41-45, M

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 😎

Ashly · 26-30, F

@slorollin

Mudkip · 31-35, M

Casi me caigo por mirar esos ojos tan bonitos

Ashly · 26-30, F

@Mudkip I didn’t know you were into Otters 😂🦦

Mudkip · 31-35, M

@Ashly those crusty little eyes are somewhat captivating 🤭

3Dogmatic · 46-50, M

I want to passionately kiss you on the lips, and then work my way up to your belly button…

Kazuya69 · 31-35, M

"Im sorry would you mind, your smile is very distracting. "

SethGreene531 · M

[quote]"Feel this shirt. You know what it's made of??...Boyfriend material" [/quote]

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️cringe...I can't stand pickup lines 😅

Ashly · 26-30, F

@SethGreene531 I like that one 😂🫣

slorollin · 41-45, M

I wish I were cross-eyed so I could see two of you 😎

Ducky · 31-35, F

Babe, you’re hot, like a Big Mac and fries!

ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M

"I've got cash."

BillyBaggins · 31-35, M

Here's a new one i got.
If you couldn't eat cheese, i would stll eat your cheese girl.

This is part of a skit on a hip hop album I like. It's not the full quote.