ImpeccablyImperfect · 56-60, F
I’m not really into sunsets, but I’d love to watch you go down

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@ImpeccablyImperfect
😂 That might work lol
😂 That might work lol
ImpeccablyImperfect · 56-60, F
You got any raisins?
No??
Then how about a date?
No??
Then how about a date?
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP


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ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
My names Bard but you can call me tomorrow 😏

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ShepherdBard · 36-40, M
@SW-User she’ll get back to me
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Lol
Or
Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
Lol
Or
Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
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@Bexsy they worked on me 😂🫣
@SW-User I'm finally becoming braver! ☺

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@Bexsy all it takes is just putting yourself out there ☺️
deadgerbil · 26-30
Are you a bank loan? You've my interest
Sojournersoul · M
Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight!
deadgerbil · 26-30
Another one:
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice

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@deadgerbil finally you say something decent 👍🏻😁
deadgerbil · 26-30
@SW-User I beg your pardon
BeefySenpie · M
Do you play soccer? Because you look like a keeper.

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@BeefySenpie that’s a lap for inappropriate conduct 😂
BeefySenpie · M
@SW-User A lap dance is more inappropriate, I'm the good one here 😇

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Pfuzylogic · M
“I just might be in the market for a significant otter.”
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Let's go to the rock quarry because I'm a little boulder there

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@vetguy1991 nice 👏😂
thenormalkindofcrazy · 31-35, M
Hey baby, are you an avocado? Because I have no idea where I'm going with this but I like you.
"You otter not ghost me after this." @BabyLonia
GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes 😎

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@GnomeyGee can I get a refund on that first wish? 😂 jk lol
GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@SW-User nope. All wishes are final 😂

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@GnomeyGee I’ll use my second wish to unwish my first wish 😂
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
I don't have any! I was never good with pick up lines. XD

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@thepeculiarpanda
At least you’re honest lol
At least you’re honest lol
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
@SW-User I do not have a suave bone in my body, but I'm decently cute and a musician, so I always just kind of fumbled my way into relationships. 😂

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@thepeculiarpanda sometimes that’s all it takes 🙂
Mudkip · 31-35, M
Casi me caigo por mirar esos ojos tan bonitos

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@Mudkip I didn’t know you were into Otters 😂🦦
Mudkip · 31-35, M
@SW-User those crusty little eyes are somewhat captivating 🤭

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voulez-vous flotter avec moi, ce soir?
....!!!!?!?!?!!
....!!!!?!?!?!!

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@SW-User
wth, there's an emoji for that on here lol
wth, there's an emoji for that on here lol

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@SW-User yes lol
🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦
🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦🦦

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@SW-User *le sigh*...


GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 😎

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ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
"I've got cash."
Kazuya69 · 36-40, M
"Im sorry would you mind, your smile is very distracting. "
Degbeme · 70-79, M
SethGreene531 · M
"Feel this shirt. You know what it's made of??...Boyfriend material"
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️cringe...I can't stand pickup lines 😅

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@SethGreene531 I like that one 😂🫣
GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
I wish I were cross-eyed so I could see two of you 😎
Ducky · 31-35, F
Babe, you’re hot, like a Big Mac and fries!
BillyBaggins · 36-40, M
Here's a new one i got.
If you couldn't eat cheese, i would stll eat your cheese girl.
This is part of a skit on a hip hop album I like. It's not the full quote.
If you couldn't eat cheese, i would stll eat your cheese girl.
This is part of a skit on a hip hop album I like. It's not the full quote.
StygianKohlrabi · M
What do I have in common with road crossing chicken? Both peckers are ready for action.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
can i get in your pants?
...cause you just made me shit mine!....
...cause you just made me shit mine!....
BillyBaggins · 36-40, M
You must be from Ireland because every time i see my penis is Dublin.
🤣
Or
Are you from Nashville ? Cuz you're the only Tennessee
🤣
Or
Are you from Nashville ? Cuz you're the only Tennessee
3Dogmatic · 46-50, M
I want to passionately kiss you on the lips, and then work my way up to your belly button…
Atlotto · M
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

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You must be trash because I need to take you out

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You otter get off your phone!

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Do you play rugby
Coz you look like a hooker
Coz you look like a hooker
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice...

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@LordShadowfire nice, I like that one 🙂
I don’t know if till work on a otter 🦦 though 😂
I don’t know if till work on a otter 🦦 though 😂
empanadas · 31-35, M
Ay gurl, let me show you why they call me Microsoft

empanadas · 31-35, M
Ay gurl, let me give you chlamydia.



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@empanadas 🫣