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MarieUK · 36-40, F
Viper · M
Just to be clear, the fine print says, the packaging will be discreet, but it never said the delivery would be discreet, so technically, that's correct, the package looks like a normal rectangular package.
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PatKirby · M
Got some 'Stiff' competition from the original Weiner mobile!
Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner
That is what I truly want to Be
'Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner
All the girls would be in love with Me🤣
Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner
That is what I truly want to Be
'Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner
All the girls would be in love with Me🤣
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@PatKirby
Old Oscar possessed a big wiener,
And wanted to slip it between her
Sweet legs, but she shrieked,
And was thoroughly piqued,
Yelling, "Sir! That's a GROSS misdemeanor!"
Old Oscar possessed a big wiener,
And wanted to slip it between her
Sweet legs, but she shrieked,
And was thoroughly piqued,
Yelling, "Sir! That's a GROSS misdemeanor!"
PatKirby · M
Highskirt · 56-60, M
Not to mention the ice cream bell it rings as well😁
DavyPNW · 56-60, M
That van must be hard to drive when it switches on.
Quimliqer · 70-79, M
Not much left to the imagination when they stop in front of the house!!
Japrost · 41-45, M
Great
TAReturns · M
How much to park that in front of my ex’s place?
Convivial · 26-30, F
Lol... It pays to advertise🤣
HeWhoWalks39 · 36-40, M
😳😳
Tukudo · 41-45, M
This is the Cock that never Cums but deliver on time!😀