Discrete packaging my foot 😠

@Viper

Um... that package looks awfully large. What did she order...? 🤔

Oh, wait... never mind. The large box was part of the discreet packaging. 🤫

@Thinkerbell 1) That is correct, and 2) We don't know how many items she ordered. So the package could be full with many different things for all we know... after all, I doubt they send the special delivery vehicle for a single item delivery.

@Viper

Actually, I heard it was only one item... a Sybian machine.

That would explain the large box, and why they sent it special delivery; Sybians sell for over $1000. 😲

@Thinkerbell Have you tried one?

@Viper

Nope... I never saw one in person (or should I say in the flesh?).

There's an old limerick about Sybians (not original with me):

There was a young man from Racine,
Who invented a screwing machine.
It worked on both sexes,
Concaves and convexes,
And played with itself in between.

@Thinkerbell Is there some group of limericks, where y'all share them?

Also, that thing works on males too?

@Viper

There are such groups, but I'm not a member; I waste too much time already.

The rubber penis attachments would certainly work on gay males; I don't know if they have rubber vagina attachments, but I don't see why not, if they don't.

@Thinkerbell You sure do know a lot about this machine that you have supposedly never seen

@Viper

I said not in person.
There are plenty of YouTube clips. 🙄

[media=https://youtu.be/_zOkhh5mXes]

@Thinkerbell I didn't realize you watched such naughty stuff

@Viper who has normal looking rectangular packages delivered?

@Viper

Faeries that aren't naughty are b-o-o-o-o-ring. 😁

@Flossie a lot of people on my street lol

@Thinkerbell so you admit you're naughty? 😏

@Viper

It took you this long to notice...? 🙄

@Thinkerbell nah, I knew before lol