This whole conversation is from Shakespeare? All of you have been reading Shakespeare?

A Midsummer Morning's Banter

Act I, Scene I

In a quaint village square, the sun begins to rise, casting a warm glow over the gathered townsfolk. Enter the Players, ready to embark on their day.

Julien: (Grumpily) Eight this morning... on a Saturday. There are two geese on my roof, screaming down the chimney shaft.

ArtieKat: (Excitedly) TWIRLY!

Spacesbetweenus: (Confused) What's twirly?

ArtieKat: (Chuckling) You asked, "Early, late?" Say "Twirly" out loud to yourself, my dear!

Friendlyman64: Late.

Spacesbetweenus: (Intrigued) Is it past ten?

Friendlyman64: Sometimes.

Jenny1234: Eight to nine on Saturdays. It’s my day to sleep as long as I want, but I'm usually out of bed by nine.

SapphireSoul: (Proudly) Five to six. I can never sleep in.

WormMan: Usually by seven, I'm up and about.

Thevy29: Nine or ten, I reckon.

Donna15: Early riser, I am.

V00doo: (Mysteriously) Around 5 a.m. for both.

Lumberjackslam: (With a grin) Depends on how badly I want pancakes or waffles!

The villagers exchange amused glances and hearty laughs, embracing the whimsy of the morning banter. As the sun climbs higher in the sky, they disperse, each to their own adventures and endeavors, ready to seize the day.

7-8 😒 I can never sleep in

8 this morning … on a Saturday :( there is two geese on my roof screaming down the chimney shaft 😠

8-9 on Saturdays. It’s my day to sleep as long as I want but I’m usually out of bed by 9

I get up early every day. It seems I have a natural alarm clock built-in.

Usual early ..

Unfortunately today ....

Way to early ... Guuhhh

TWIRLY!

Usually 6-8 AM, the same as most days.

Usually by 7 im up

5-6 I can never sleep in.

Late

9 or 10am

Early

For ages now it's always early, sometimes too early

Usually 2-3pm

depends on how badly I want pancakes or waffles

Around 5am for both