Can someone just cut me open?

Sorry you're in so much pain buddy. Hope you get some relief soon.

I never had stones in my life and then my wife started buying cracker barrel cheese and crackers and grapes and I ate them down savagely. I got the stones twice until I put two and two together. Haven't had them since.
Just ridiculous amount of sharp agonizing pain.

I can't imagine the amount of pain you must be in to think of that as a better option. I hope things get better.

that's why im saving prescription pain killers, they strong af boyyyy. I just know im gonna get a stone someday.

O no :( your kidneys are stoners