Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Great
Matt85 · 36-40, M
tip: dont change the channel
pressing on the remote is unecessary exersize.
pressing on the remote is unecessary exersize.
Tumbleweed · F
Your parents must be so proud of your ambitions
Cigarguy101 · 41-45, M
Everyone has goals I guess. 😞
GeniUs · 56-60, M
When the couch eventually grafts itself to you does that count as your body weight, the medical people never make that clear.
lostlissa · 36-40, F
Well you might wanna buy a new couch
Sure thing bro. Next time tell me a story about dragons 👏
AllycatAD · 26-30
and probably dead at 65 from it
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Tumbleweed · F
@Nightwings Exactly. It's just terrible.
AllycatAD · 26-30
Nightwings · 31-35, F
@AllycatAD He technically is if he actively pursues this lifestyle, the same way an alcoholic is, except I think this is more dangerous than "just" drinking daily. I think he will say it's a fetish, but to me that's a poor excuse for giving up to life. Like if someone would die for a fetish, there is more stuff wrong. In many cases these types of people find it impossible to love themselves which is very sad, but not an excuse for giving up on life.
YoMomma · 41-45
Why? That’s a terrible idea imo 😳
oldguy73 · 70-79, M

NoGamesTolerated · F
Riiiiiightttt 🥹
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
Why