Petend I'm a priest and confess your sins to me...

SizEmUp · 31-35, M

Told my best mate we were out of beer. Still had one left....

nobodyishome · 31-35, F

I am butterfly

Ashly · 26-30, F

I’ve been logging on to SW 😔

AnonymousJSS · 26-30, F

Forgive me father for I have sinned.

I’m an atheist in the first place, so if the God I was forced to believe in as a child is real, I’m already a sinner because of that.
I hate other humans. I genuinely believe humans are naturally stupid.
I scam and don’t regret it. Easy, fast and beneficial to me.
I lie a lot, especially to those I don’t care about. Only a few people who I care about I’m honest with.
I’m very spoiled and believe I’m better than others.
I used to take pleasure in hurting animals as a kid.
I’m a very selfish person and I don’t think anything is wrong with that, or at least I don’t think about it often. I just accept it.

DLight

How does it go again? "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned..."

I really enjoy playing with people's emotions, because I just have such a low opinion of the mass of humanity.
I see others as being hopelessly flawed, weak, and inferior. Not everyone of course, just most people (especially Libertarians).
When I was really young I was a bad-tempered, out of control brat.
I used to swear a lot too.
People tend to think I'm really nice, but really I'm not. Not at all.
I don't think I'm an unhinged, narcissistic psychopath, but I certainly do have such tendencies.
I'm manipulative and lazy. I hate work, that's for other people to do.

Anyway, that's about all I can think of at the moment. Am I forgiven?

EldritchFox · 41-45, F

I've had impure thoughts about 63547982 men

GoFish ·

ok but i'll inbox you.. oh i guess i cant cause i already did 😅 my bad

Floki

I lied about the car.

ReptilianFromPlanetCrush · M

You wouldn’t even believe me if I told ya. LOLOL

empanadas · 31-35, M

I keep barking at squirrels as they go by at the park

exexec · 70-79, C

I've had too many people confess their sins to me in real life. I don't need any more.

Shyguy1992 · 31-35, MNew

Wouldn't want to take up all your time

H1raeth · 41-45, M

oh lort where to begin

SageWanderer · 70-79, M

Adrift · 61-69, F

There isn't enough time left for me to say all those hail marys.

Boeing · 36-40

there's nothing to confess no more 🩵

WillaKissing · 61-69, M

For that to happen you would have to be a Nun for me to confess anything, and after I confessed you would no longer be getting "None" you would be called a Dun! LOL

You should not have opened this door with me on here! LOL