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Matt85 路 36-40, M
Atleast we can nap when we like
Lilymoon 路 F
Stop drinking and take the trash out 馃き
JohnnyNoir 路 56-60, M
@Lilymoon *walks you to the door*
smiler2012 路 56-60
[@johnynoir]馃槯wow all i can say is you are very brave man to want commitment too end your boredom under that proviso 馃槅go and see a shrink straight away if i where you lol
BrewCityBarfly 路 M
calicuz 路 51-55, M
The yelling can actually become enduring. 馃槄
LordShadowfire 路 M
That reminds me of a joke.
A college professor was seen walking drunkenly along the sidewalk, and was approached by a police officer. "Aren't you out a little late, sir?" asked the officer. "Where are you heading at this hour?"
The professor replied, "I am due to attend a lecture on the effects of alcohol and staying out late on the overall health of men in their seventies."
"Really? Where is a lecture like that going on at this time of night?"
"In my living room, held by my wife."
A college professor was seen walking drunkenly along the sidewalk, and was approached by a police officer. "Aren't you out a little late, sir?" asked the officer. "Where are you heading at this hour?"
The professor replied, "I am due to attend a lecture on the effects of alcohol and staying out late on the overall health of men in their seventies."
"Really? Where is a lecture like that going on at this time of night?"
"In my living room, held by my wife."
iamonfire696 路 41-45, F
Make sure to drink water too 馃┓
JohnnyNoir 路 56-60, M
@iamonfire696 of course. I use plenty of ice in my drink
iamonfire696 路 41-45, F
@JohnnyNoir well that鈥檚 something
Lilnonames 路 F
I did yell at u but u too drunk to remember 馃き
JohnnyNoir 路 56-60, M
@Lilnonames that's probably true!