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LordShadowfire · M
That reminds me of a joke.
A college professor was seen walking drunkenly along the sidewalk, and was approached by a police officer. "Aren't you out a little late, sir?" asked the officer. "Where are you heading at this hour?"
The professor replied, "I am due to attend a lecture on the effects of alcohol and staying out late on the overall health of men in their seventies."
"Really? Where is a lecture like that going on at this time of night?"
"In my living room, held by my wife."
A college professor was seen walking drunkenly along the sidewalk, and was approached by a police officer. "Aren't you out a little late, sir?" asked the officer. "Where are you heading at this hour?"
The professor replied, "I am due to attend a lecture on the effects of alcohol and staying out late on the overall health of men in their seventies."
"Really? Where is a lecture like that going on at this time of night?"
"In my living room, held by my wife."