What is your dirty little secret

Where to begin?

I watched with glee while your kings and queens fought for ten decades for the gods they made. Heck, I shouted out “who killed the Kennedys?” but after all it was you and me

I drink directly from the carton.

im a saint 😇

Ive sunbathed in my backyard (with fence), and knew when my neighbor was spying.

It's reserved for someone who can handle it

Do you really want to know?

It wouldn't be a secret then😜

not sharing mah secrets

Laundry soap bars, pre-scrub stains before putting them in the wash, works everytime

I'm too boring to have secrets 🥺

I AM the dirty little secret.
No one is supposed to like me.
No one is supposed to talk to me.
No one is supposed to walk with me.
Nobody is supposed to run after me.
No one is to call out my name, so that it never sits still in anyone's heart.

Nobody around.
No one makes a sound.
Nobody move.
Everybody stay close to the ground.

The Secret is no longer a secret.

Now it's a spell.

Nice bio poem.

We may be strangers to one anothers minds.. but i can tell we've known each other a long time.

Well if I tell you, then it wouldn't be a secret anymore now would it? 😉

🤔.......you first.......

Its too dirty to tell it here, Ma'am.
Only in private.

Wouldn't you like to know 😏

I'm married to multiple women on SW. But it's not much of a secret...

Despite my calm demeanor, I lust constantly.

I don't separate my colors when I do my wash....

Trying K9

Couldn't possibly say but I still do it regularly and find it immensely satsifying. Especially as it approaches the conclusion.

Um, that I think Silversiren is hot? 😎

A long time ago i had an affair with my boss and then i told his wife

Back in the day, I didn't rewind the VHS tapes before returning them to the rental store!

I do my laundry once every three weeks...and I tend to use a lot more detergent than I need to use.

I have a dirty one I wont say publicly here. My public one is Ive ridden in the desert on a horse with no name, and Ive left the toilet seat up.

I had head lice as a kid 😶‍🌫️

I go barefooted everyday and I track dirt and grass into our home. 👣

this in no secret,,your new hear you have 88 replies ,,not bad for a newbe

I love coming of age romcom movies. There I said it.

To be honest, being on here.

I'm addicted to cupcakes?

I put mayonnaise on pastrami.

If I told you it would cease to be a secret😂😂

That’s a secret 🤫😉

Ask the Russians, i'm sure they can fill you in!!

I like feet 😬

Already told u <3

I'm kind of embarrassed to. Do I have to?

I leave the toilet seat up. 😞

Ill tell u if u wish

So many

You have to twll me yours first cause mine is really juicy

I wash my secrets every few days. They're not dirty.

I just love the smell of