Calm Down! 😖Don't ask me how I know.

I do not have a wife..

But i would imagine the worst reaction would be to start laughing at her..

"Honey, I'm a cross dresser." That was the worst thing I have EVER said to her according to her.

Mine compared me to his ex wife.

My husband argues constantly, and it really makes me angry 😠

Are you getting your period?

All I heard was screeching and where’s my sammich? 🕺

You're right

Words

Anything other than "I'm sorry", even if you did nothing wrong.

"You should smile more."

That she's acting like her mother, they love that.

That she is acting like a democrat.

Why do you need that?

oh boy, here we go again.

Stop biting my face 😱

Anything. If ya signed the paper, you have even less leverage than you would have had in the first place. Which is fungible anyway.

I guess you could pray?

This is your fault.

"Here, put this cape on so I know that you're super mad."

It’s all your fault

STFU! I’m goin fishing.

You better fix this because its your fault.

That dress makes you look fat

You're being paranoid, or you're overreacting.

"Paint your Toenails"