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Standing at the gates of heaven, and God asks you “Why should I let you in?” What do you reply?

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SW-User Best Comment

I'd say "You made me, i am your kid" :D

Neena · F

@Breadroll: Wonderful..haha :)

SW-User

@Neena: Thank you for BA :)

Neena · F

@Breadroll: You are welcome :)

5thApprentice · 31-35, M

I'm the interior designer you requested?

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Lilnonames · F

@5thApprentice: we will see lol

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5thApprentice · 31-35, M

@Lilnonames: You don't think I'll get in? hahaha.

SimplyTracie · 26-30, F

I will let Jesus The Christ speak on my behalf

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Neena · F

@SimplyTracie: Why wouldn't he trust you ? You are a nice and sweet girl :)

SimplyTracie · 26-30, F

@Neena: Thank you 😊

Neena · F

@SimplyTracie: You are welcome :)

MasterLee · 56-60, M

The thing is, if it existed, which it doesn't, heaven is an elite gated community with horrible hoa rules. Hell is guaranteed acceptance, no rules, and is a non stop party. This god figure reminds me of liberals. Spreading lies about the other side.

SW-User

Let's see if we can make that decision easier and go through some of my questions first. Try and convince me to even want to get in.

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Neena · F

@ConflictedTechy: Lets say , he has a fair policy and he keeps another day to clear everyone's doubt on policies . Given that would you try to answer and try to enter or wait until your doubts are cleared ?

SW-User

@Neena: If he gives me the opportunity to have my doubts cleared, why would I not take that? One day in eternity is hardly a waste.

Neena · F

@ConflictedTechy: That's a good point :)

MasterLee · 56-60, M

Pour me a drink old boy, nice dream

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Neena · F

@MasterLee: what is cthulthu ?

MasterLee · 56-60, M

@Neena: another mythical god

Neena · F

@MasterLee: Oh , I see .

OzDiver · 61-69, M

Wow, I thought you'd be taller!

Rambler · M

Gee, I thought you would know.

Rutterman · 46-50, M

You shouldn't.

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Neena · F

@Rutterman: either ways you need proof :)

Rutterman · 46-50, M

@Neena: I have no proof. You'll just have to have faith in what I say. 🙏 😇

Neena · F

@Rutterman: haha ..nice one :)

SW-User

I have trusted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior. It is His blood that has cleansed my sin. It is He who saved me by His grace.

MasterLee · 56-60, M

@GreatLakesGuy: who?

Neena · F

@GreatLakesGuy: and if he permits only Jesus Christ then ?

Sharon · F

What makes you think I want to come in?

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Neena · F

@Sharon: But it's a one-way all along ? :)

Sharon · F

@Neena: I hate these one-way systems. One little mistake and you end up going round in circles. :(

Neena · F

@Sharon: That was the case in earth . You always end up going round travelling on top of a sphere :)

nedkelly · 61-69, M

Its Ned from Australia you know you ring me for advice all the time

Neena · F

@nedkelly: haha...and he replies " sorry , I dialed a wrong number " :)

nedkelly · 61-69, M

@Neena: God replies - Yes i was looking for Donald Trump 😁

Neena · F

@nedkelly: But God knows that Trump is not from Australia :)

Sharon · F

What makes you think I want to come in?

Neena · F

@Sharon 👌 Wow! God would be stumped!

MasterLee · 56-60, M

you have been served...see you in court

Neena · F

@MasterLee: :) Is it necessary to go to court ?

MasterLee · 56-60, M

@Neena: sure lol

plungesponge · 41-45, M

"Coz I'm here to unfuck this dump" 😎

SW-User

Because I'm not allowed into hell 🤔

ABCDEF7 · M

There's no heaven. Neither I needs it.

Abbenthewarwolf · 18-21, M

What makes you thinks there is a gate and that he would be standing there asking such a foolish question like this

Neena · F

@AbbenrainbowwolfAngel: Oh ! don't get angry young man . Its just a question :)

Abbenthewarwolf · 18-21, M

@Neena: I'm not angery. Good morning ☺

Neena · F

@AbbenrainbowwolfAngel: Good morning :)

OzDiver · 61-69, M

Covfefe.

Quizzical · 46-50, M

I'm just popping back in for my coat

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Neena · F

@Quizzical: But not all Jain's and not all from any religion are permitted . So your claim won't be valid :)

Quizzical · 46-50, M

@Neena: Well, nor is God's claim to be an almighty being and creator of the universe, but I am not one to split hairs 😛

Neena · F

@Quizzical: :)

twistedrope · 26-30, M

I'm not worthy, and I have done what is right by dedicating my life to studying humans. To become one, your greatest creation.

Neena · F

@twistedrope: wow ! that's great :) . You may have to shuttle between earth and the heaven then .

twistedrope · 26-30, M

@Neena: Thank you ^^ I got the realization from Dostoevsky. But ah, hopefully death is quite far off. Life is never enough, there's always more to do.

Chickengoesmoo · 22-25, M

"Idk God. Maybe you shouldn't. I'm not saying I wanna go to hell. But I wasn't exactly a saint when I was alive. So who am I to judge."

Neena · F

@Ihan15: nice :) But its not necessary that only saints need to go to heaven !

Chickengoesmoo · 22-25, M

Yeah but idk man. The fucked up things I do @Neena:

NightGalleries · 26-30, M

Ahh, I have about 20 dollars.

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NightGalleries · 26-30, M

@Neena: idk, Maybe they accept foreign currency lol.

Neena · F

@NightGalleries: you need to check if 20 dollars is sufficient to buy a good heart :) , if not I doubt :)

Neena · F

@NightGalleries: Just kidding . I know you already have a good heart , so you don't need foreign exchange :)

CoffeeFirst · 56-60, F

C'mon, Big Dude, I wanna hang out with you!

Neena · F

@CoffeeFirst: He would be glad to hear that :)

lightningblue · 26-30, M

@CoffeeFirst: big..... so you're talling him fat !

CoffeeFirst · 56-60, F

@lightningblue: Well, first I put just "dude" then I capitalized it, then I added "Big" cuz he is God after all. --DW

FurryFace · 61-69, M

cause i brought Chocolate !

Neena · F

@FurryFace: haha... and if says that he loves to eat it at gate ? :)

FurryFace · 61-69, M

@Neena: then Pizza he's gotta leave the Gate sometime to use the washroom

Neena · F

@FurryFace: lol . and if the security asks you to leave the pizza or chocolate with the security ? :) I don't think you can bribe the security there ...