Standing at the gates of heaven, and God asks you “Why should I let you in?” What do you reply?

@Rutterman: why ?

@Neena: Because the taxi driver got lost. I'm supposed to be in Oklahoma City.

@Rutterman: That's nice . MAy be you can create a heaven in Oklahoma City.

@Neena: Not bloody likely. I mean, have you ever been there?

@Rutterman: no one among us has I believe . We need to poll to know if at all anyone has

@Neena: Seriously, that might be a semi-interesting question to ask. I could truthfully say that I have been there.

@Rutterman: that sounds interesting . How can you say so ?

@Neena: Because I've been there...or maybe it was just a nightmare. Not sure.

@Rutterman: either ways you need proof

@Neena: I have no proof. You'll just have to have faith in what I say.

@Rutterman: haha ..nice one