What phrase annoys you immediately when you hear it?

I love that for you.

Telling my truth.

Being intentional.

🤮

From the world of work:

So what does success look like?

Going forward (as if time occasionally reverses in the office)

Let's unpack this (no, let's not, I had to jump up and down on the suitcase to fit everything in 🙄)

From the world of estate agency:

The house is deceptively large (it may well be, but I suspect you mean deceptively small, as in rooms that are actually larger than they appear from first glance)

And the all time winner:

Having your cake and eating it (I will be available after class for anyone who needs this to be explained 😔)

I was today years old when I learned

Unalived

The x nobody asked for but we all needed.

From real estate...
Has charm and potential... Short hand for needs a bulldozer
From employment... We're all in this together... Yeah right, except your getting paid 9 times more than me to put up with this shit

From politics... We can see light at the end of tunnel,. Another bloody train going in the wrong direction

It'll be over in 4 weeks....
Anything that Trump says 😜

"God has his ways"

"Everything happens for a reason"

"At the end of the day"

Jelly

Do the needful

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, followed closely by it's for your own good

"At least you get to..." - uhm. yeah, but the elephant in the room..

"Support the artists" as if you are not doing any work and you are not elligible to be paid for it, rather you are considered to be on the list to be supported.

To be fair... (when it is used completely erroneously with nothing to do with being fair.)

To be perfectly frank with you... (haven't you been so until now?)

Personally, speaking for myself, I think... (first 4 words are redundant)

Sneek preview... A preview is offered openly by whoever is marketing the goods.

“It’s been a minute”

It is what it is

No offense, but..

That Stupid Snapping noise on the Domino's Pizza Ads on YouTube... I HATE them stupid YouTube Ads when I am trying to watch something 🤬🤬🤬🙅🙅🙅🚫🚫🚫🛑🛑🛑

When the word “journey” is used to describe someone’s experience(s)
It just annoys me…

People and their stupid bingo cards

Adulting

Unalive

It is what it is

“It is what it is.”

It’s not as if whatever “it” is isn’t that.

It’s less about the phrase and more about the context. I despise when people treat their personal perception as absolute reality to justify their epistemic arrogance. It’s just a lazy excuse to force their narrative onto everyone else.

"Artificial Intelligence".

Like whatever

Unalived

You know what I mean. Um no I don't I'm not a mind reader

When people say "Bro," but it comes out like "Brahh"

Something "iconic." That word means so much it means nothing. It's like totally random, dude!

I don't mean to ____, but.

All the new bullshit slang and already existing words used incorrectly. The newest one I noticed was larping. Larping already has a definition, don't come at me with the bullshit that it allegedly means something else now. I wish I could slap everyone participating in this nonsense and spreading it further.
NPC is another example.

"Things could always be worse."
(statement of the obvious, and often dismissive as hell)

Anyone using the term "woke" who doesn’t know the term’s very specific origin.

When and why did people start saying unalive and SA ? Instead of what it actually means ?pffft stupid