Not stabbing someone when you really want to is a sign of being a successful adult 😁

I'm not so sure anymore... Some people might really deserve it

Thanks for the recognition

Indeed Ma'am, I tend to just put laxatives into their tea,

So, I'm the most successful of all my relatives? Awesome! 😍

Yes yes it is

You can walk proudly with your head held high, knowing you don't have to wash any blood off your hands. It's a good day!

Agreed - letting them know what you could of done in order to gain favour from them possibly even more so - but then who wants to be that successful - except DJT of course !

well, there's still room for me to grow, I suppose.

Agreed. Even the object is simply avoiding jail. 🤔