Do you think Heidi is my real name?

She will be slamming doors, rolling her eyes and asking for a hundred bucks in no time 🌺 enjoy these moments while they last. Because they grow up to go to culinary school and then you're buying prime meats, seafood, seasonings, ingredients and utensils every week as homework assignments.

Idk, but I'd be willing to bet Salami isn't your last name.

So it’s really Salami, named after a pizza topping?

I thought it was “holdmysalami” 😬💀

And I'm Harry Balzac

so, Salami is?

Yes it is

except here you admitted your name is Heidi
https://similarworlds.com/beauty-appearance/kind-face/5311137-Hi-my-name-is-Heidi

Do you think Feet is my real name?

Well, you have a salami, so no.