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Justafantasy · M
Nope, I shovelled enough horse poop in my life. Don't imagine unicorn poop is any more rewarding
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Justafantasy · M
@UnderLockDown horse poop when aged makes great fertilizer/compost
UnderLockDown · M
@Justafantasy But it's unicorn! That must make it special. They fart rainbows, what's fueling the rainbows?😆
Justafantasy · M
@UnderLockDown isn't that what powers electric cars because the electricity doesn't come from a power plant that uses carbon energy??? (Insert sarcastic face for the clueless who don't understand)
Ferric67 · M
I very well might get entangled with my own little unicorn
Sooner rather than later
Sooner rather than later
Monday40 · 51-55, F
I just stole her and we are riding away!,, 🫂
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@Monday40 you could've waited for me
Different · 31-35, M
Does she ride Good ? I need a nice ride :)
Shybutwilling2bfriends · 61-69
Im sure someone would
Yes! We'll go impaling!
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Can she do magic?
Tumbleweed · F
@Prettybratbi1tch She's yours!!!
Tumbleweed · F
@Prettybratbi1tch Thanks sis! I'm just staying long enough to clean out my locker, take good care of her 🥺
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@Tumbleweed will do
masterofyou · 70-79, M
Most of the unicorns i know a poly wannabes.... i was with one for two years.....
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
she seems high maintenance..
Tumbleweed · F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout nah, she's wild and reckless and doesn't care
Nitedoc · 51-55, M
I want her to be free.
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
I got a lot in my plate so no
Tumbleweed · F
@Donotfolowme She's already been spoken for anyway :)
Bang5luts · M
No. She looks too pokie