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Okay, let's hear your versions....

Start the sentence with: I'm so single.... and then fill in the rest with your own words....

"I'm so single that if I stood on the edge of a cliff and shouted "I LOVE YOU" my echo would reply with
I just wanna be friends"!!
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SW-User
I’m so single that if I win a trip for two I’m going twice
ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
@SW-User ha!! yep, that might work!! (me I'd end up taking my mom) 😔
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
I'm so single I should've bought shares in a battery manufacturer years ago.
ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
@AntisocialTroll hahaha true...true
I’m so single the 2 voices in my head have started dating and I'm 3rd wheeling.
Matt85 · 36-40, M
I'm so single I can nap when I want and not get into trouble :)
Entwistle · 56-60, M
I'm so single even my inner monologue won't speak to me.
SW-User
I'm so single, I like it 😂
ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
@SW-User awesome!! what's not to like? nobody to pick up after....nobody to answer to....in all actuality, this is the first time IN MY LIFE that I am not responsible for anyone except myself....it's foreign, but I'm sure I will survive haha
SW-User
@ImpeccablyImperfect Oh hell yes! Sounds like you're already kinda loving it?
I am so single the dog even gets more action than me.
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
I am so single that I have forgotten the touch feel and sound of a loving woman's voice or hand and breath!
ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
@WillaKissing awww.....one day you will feel it again. 💙
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
@ImpeccablyImperfect Hopefully before they close the lid on my coffin.
tired of being single?
just lower your standards a bit.
my current GF is a coconut tapped to a mop...
ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout I heard she's quite timid too....they say you just wipe the floor with her 🤪
wildbill83 · 41-45, M
I'm so single, I'm in the dictionary; between friendzoned & hopeless romantic... 🤔
ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
@wildbill83 ahh, yeah, the dreaded friend zone....
SW-User
I'm so single player game over the head with a different caption. 🤔
Livingwell · 61-69, M
I'm so virtually single, that my hand friended me. 😢
ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
@Livingwell look on the bright side....you have TWO friends!
Livingwell · 61-69, M
@ImpeccablyImperfect I think they talked! 🥺
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
I'm so single that I can hear you have made a huge contribution to the work life process and I hope you enjoy your nachos
1490wayb · 56-60, M
life is nothing but decades of solitary confinement for me
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
Way up on the canyon, wall what's that I see?
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
I’m so single I eat mac and cheese out of the pan while watching football in my underwear.
ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
@StevetheSleeve me too, man...me too (although it's hockey for me)
PaleandPolluted · 36-40, F
Im so single that im almost as single as married men online
ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
@PaleandPolluted hahaha right??
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
Auto fill: I’m so single that I don’t even know what to do anymore
SW-User
I’m so single I have a ring 💍 on my finger ( I’m not) .
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
I'm so single that I've yet to be in a relationship lol
Entwistle · 56-60, M
I'm so single even my Pringles refuse to mingle.
Penny · 46-50, F
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
A @Penny for your thoughts, want to grab a cheeseburger?
bartender · 36-40, M
I am so single... IKEA refused to sell me double bed
Havesomefun2 · 56-60, M
Iam so single I admit it and I cry at stupid things
ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
@Havesomefun2 single or not, I'm guilty of that haha
Bruinssoxpats · 56-60, M
I am so single , I slapped my own face for getting fresh with myself ........
I’m so single…I wish I’d wiped her tears away.
ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
@soar2newhighs awww.....I'm sorry
@ImpeccablyImperfect Many years ago. That said , it is fate, karma that she and I met and went the ways we did. The memories are priceless. It is better for both of us…from so many years ago.
Im so single I can get the same as the one that is not
ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
@V00doo okay, see? I knew I was complicating it haha 😆
@ImpeccablyImperfect I juat kept hitting my middle word on autotype
ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
@V00doo ohhhhhh now I get it.... 😊 Gotcha
SW-User
I'm so single guys on death row write me to tell me what a loser I am
Im so single I'm happy when the wind kisses my face🤗
ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F
@OogieBoogie ohhh, that's good though....single or not. 😊
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
@OogieBoogie I like that! ❤️
MoonaNorth86 · 36-40, F
I like being single

 
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