Okay, let's hear your versions....

Start the sentence with: I'm so single.... and then fill in the rest with your own words....

"I'm so single that if I stood on the edge of a cliff and shouted "I LOVE YOU" my echo would reply with
I just wanna be friends"!!

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StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M

I’m so single I eat mac and cheese out of the pan while watching football in my underwear.

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@StevetheSleeve me too, man...me too (although it's hockey for me)