Tom Green; Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell somehow make a living

100 bad guys shooting at the hero won't hit him once, but every shot he takes gets 10 of them. 😄

1. Available parking. 2. People don’t say goodbye on telephone calls. 3. People get punched in the face but don’t get injured.

Shooting the petrol tank of a car to blow it up

Waking up with great hair

No woman about to give birth on TV or in movies ever makes it to the hospital. They give birth in a taxi or at home or in an elevator, etc.

The world is full of factories that seem to produce only steam and sparks. These factories are always open to run into and hide if you are being chased by a bad guy.

There is always parking available exactly in front of the building the characters are going to.

If they go to a bar, the bar reflects the tone of the characters. If they are sad, the bar is empty and quiet. If they are excited, the bar is boisterous and loud. They always get there just as the live band is starting to play.

Cute, smart, desirable, quirky women are always available and free of any other boyfriends, guy friends, weird stalkers and hanger ons in their lives. They are open to jumping into a relationship with the main character, and have no hesitation or complicating factors in doing so.

Children are an accessory that complement the lives of the main characters, they aren't separate entities with their own wants and needs.

Nobody runs out of bullets.

Jumping a car over a bridge or ravine is a fast getaway instead of 4 flat tires and 2 broken axles.

Musicis in the background for everything you do

Cigarette igniting liquid petroleum. It can happen, but it's not really easy.
Bullets, still in the casing, flying through the air.

The Ford Focus chases an SL Mercedes (with squealing tires on a dirt road)

All villains are British.

Bad ass car chases

In Star Wars Chewbacca never shit in his hand and threw it at somebody but I'm sure this would happen in real life.

A straightforward happy ending- no nuances, no subtleties, etc.

Someone gets shot and keeps going like they got a paper cut.

Virtually 95% of the planets population being drop dead gorgeous 🤣

Punched into an unconscious state every time

Happy marriages

sweating. you can run, have sex and even work out in movies without breaking a sweat.

Mankind having dominion over the Earth........... gee, where have I heard that before? 🤔

While giving awards Ricky Gervais exposed the truth about Hollywood.

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True love and happy endings.

Kidnapped people never need the toilet....

I dunno… 🤔

This

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Everyone standing in a room drenched in gasoline, one person has a BURNING flame, and the fumes never ignite...🤦🏼‍♂️

There was an old autozone commercial, "This is the sound of a starter that won't...", but the starter was winding away just fine.🤦🏼‍♂️😆

In US prints of the movie 'Dambusters', a Flying Fortress appears at least once in place of a Lancaster. How pathetic.

The hero running around in sub-zero temperatures with no hat, or gloves and his coat unzipped!

You go into a fuzzy, wavy day dream to bring you back to certain event in time.

Plot armor. If the plot needs you, you'll live

There's all that music playing in the background.

happiness

Extra-long fight scenes...

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blowjobs

Idk but i got annoyed at a hallmark movie where they acted like they got maple syrup from a redwood tree.. i thought Everyone knows maple syrup comes from a maple tree 😏 what the hell?

{@nimbus] 🤔so by that statement nimby the spurs verses united game if made for cinema and the result never happened then lol 😆

Everybody drinks responsibly.

Overwhelming force is used for good.

The guy gets the girl

Men fall in love.

They don't eat

Attackers coming at you one by one.

Endless bullets