Door rings and door knocks

Boyfriend: "Yes?"

Neighbour: "Can I come in on a coffee?"

Boyfriend: "No. We're sleeping."

Neighbour: "Oh. What now then?"

Boyfriend: "We wanna continue sleeping, we are tired."

Neighbour: "But I'm not tired"

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ScorpioBites · 46-50, F

Could have sworn your neighbor sounded like a 10-year-old, but was asking for coffee.

Matt85 · 41-45, M

@ScorpioBites Was gonna say something like that lol

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

@ScorpioBites Yeah the only thing that makes it sound adult is the coffee part. 😂

GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M

Well, he can stand at the door until hes tired.

ElizaJane · 56-60, F

Move😂😂😂
But your neighbor sounds like fun

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

@ElizaJane He's alright. He is special 😆

Nick1 · 61-69, M

He should be given some yard work. See how quickly he gets tired.lol

Ferric67 · M

I know someone exactly like your neighbor

smiler2012 · 61-69

{@queendragonfly] 😆great to have a neighbour who does not understand what no means lol

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

@smiler2012 He does it just goes slower than for normal people. He struggle with social codes.

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