When the love is real the farts don't matter...

😍

calicuz · 51-55, M

The hell they don't matter.................... you better vent that bad boy, before letting it loose under the covers. 😂

Thevy29 · 41-45, M

@calicuz I was riding in the car with my Brother and his wife the other day and she, well... Let's say that if I had been driving we would have hit the guardrail for sure.

UnderLockDown · M

It does matter! But, if you happen across a person that has a brand of scent you can tolerate, I suggest you consider a lasting relationship.🤣

smiler2012 · 56-60

{@thevy29 ] 😆you cam always stuff your nose or apply a buut plug

Thevy29 · 41-45, M

@smiler2012 what’s sticking a plug up my ass gonna do? You smell with your nose 👃

smiler2012 · 56-60

@Thevy29 stop it getting the smell 😆 then the butt plug may fly like a cork out of champagne bottle

Thevy29 · 41-45, M

@smiler2012 I wasn’t the one that destroyed the car seat. But since my brother is a sensitive 6’10 he would take offence. But since his wife with the doorway to hell in her back trousers is 6’7. I would still need a step ladder to reach and a half bottle of scotch to try … 🤣🤣

goliathtree · 56-60, M

Only if you can blame them on the dog.

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

Farts are excess love oozing out

Vivaci

That’s truest love. 😆

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