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I would just like to go on record as saying that i want my mummy!

I woke up this morning to my womb trying to burst out my back like an alien with a score to settle. I made it into work & discover a box of shortbread on the bench in the kitchen. In my haste to get at the deliciousness inside i get a papercut on the crease (hinge?) of my index finger.

The papercut has pushed me over the edge 馃槶馃槶馃槶
Captainjackass31-35, M
Are you sure there鈥檚 not an alien inside you looking to escape?
@Captainjackass not definitively.
Captainjackass31-35, M
@SevenTierCrazyCake have you pissed one off lately?
@Captainjackass its likely
Always go for the cookie jar
Never the on da table cookie them is always dangerous
@ExperienceDLT lesson learned
Quimliqer61-69, MVIP
Hoping you have a great day!!
@Quimliqer it was grand, thank you 馃槉
SpaceJesus41-45, M
Free the womb!
@SpaceJesus She had PCOS, but i still appreciate the energy she brought to the situation.

I'll take blankets & unhealthy snacks
SpaceJesus41-45, M
@SevenTierCrazyCake I've got extra of both!
@SpaceJesus wooooh!

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