I would just like to go on record as saying that i want my mummy!

I woke up this morning to my womb trying to burst out my back like an alien with a score to settle. I made it into work & discover a box of shortbread on the bench in the kitchen. In my haste to get at the deliciousness inside i get a papercut on the crease (hinge?) of my index finger.

The papercut has pushed me over the edge 😭😭😭