I would just like to go on record as saying that i want my mummy!

I woke up this morning to my womb trying to burst out my back like an alien with a score to settle. I made it into work & discover a box of shortbread on the bench in the kitchen. In my haste to get at the deliciousness inside i get a papercut on the crease (hinge?) of my index finger.

The papercut has pushed me over the edge 😭😭😭

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SpaceJesus · 41-45

Free the womb!

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@SpaceJesus it's currently mounting another attack 🥺

SpaceJesus · 41-45

@SevenTierCrazyCake Shhh it will be ok, I'll save you

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@SpaceJesus the work friend whose shortbread I pillaged told me she go hers cauterised.

SpaceJesus · 41-45

@SevenTierCrazyCake Extreme measures. I was thinking of fanning you with a palm leaf and feeding you grapes until the pain subsided

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@SpaceJesus She had PCOS, but i still appreciate the energy she brought to the situation.

I'll take blankets & unhealthy snacks

SpaceJesus · 41-45

@SevenTierCrazyCake I've got extra of both!

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@SpaceJesus wooooh!