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@Nanori you couldn’t handle my dick
kimmy159 · F
@SW-User Maybe there are a few survivors ;p
Nanori · F
@SW-User wait till you see my eggplant fryer skills
Eternity · 26-30, M
Love as in literal romantic love?
Well, I love my ex but her and I just don't go together 🤷🏽♂️. She wants different things out of life than I do and she has emotional needs that I am just not built to fulfill.
Love as in sex?
I have been pretty humpy since the break up. Best way to get over a girl is to get on top of a new one, after all...or several.
Back to trolling for booty at all the old hunting holes: malls, bars, grocery stores, POF when I want the sex-equivalent of door dash, and of course the ole tried and true method of combing my contacts for past lays who may wanna roll in the sack some more.
Thats about it really 🤷🏽♂️.
Well, I love my ex but her and I just don't go together 🤷🏽♂️. She wants different things out of life than I do and she has emotional needs that I am just not built to fulfill.
Love as in sex?
I have been pretty humpy since the break up. Best way to get over a girl is to get on top of a new one, after all...or several.
Back to trolling for booty at all the old hunting holes: malls, bars, grocery stores, POF when I want the sex-equivalent of door dash, and of course the ole tried and true method of combing my contacts for past lays who may wanna roll in the sack some more.
Thats about it really 🤷🏽♂️.
assemblingaknob · 26-30, F
@Eternity why aren't you built to fulfil emotional needs
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Sure , here ya go. 😂
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sirenofthesea · F
I had a partner I loved and who suits me in every way, but he died a few years ago. I’ve always dreamt and had many signs I would die young, so I hope we will be together soon.
kimmy159 · F
@sirenofthesea So sorry for your loss :( It must be a big void.
It’s definitely been up and down. I’ve definitely settled for bs too many times. I married someone safe and we made a beautiful baby then had to part ways. Since then, the past 6-7 years I’ve been mostly single. I’ve dated a lot, had fun, but I can’t settle anymore. I’m ready to wait and take care of my son and I without people in and out of his life. It’s lonely, but I hope worth the wait.
@kimmy159 I wish I had a family for us, but I know that’s too much to ask, for someone to love us both. I’ve tried and I can’t take on a relationship with a person who basically wants to be my second child. It’s better to struggle alone 💔
kimmy159 · F
@BrokenAbyss I agree, last thing you need is a second child as a partner 😅 But you never know what life might throw your way ^^
@kimmy159 that’s one thing I know I for sure, is that ya never know 😆 So long as we never give up.
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
There's nothing to tell... I mean, not really. Besides... I'm on the shy and quiet side when it comes to talking about things like that, so... you know.
Arisxo · 26-30, F
I feel like my love life is a wreck. I'm trying, though 😅
What love life
@kimmy159 Oh we don't talk about that here 👀
kimmy159 · F
@DrScissorhands You mean to say there are things people don't say on here? 😵 I thought this was perv Valhala ;p
@kimmy159 I only got tickets to perv in the real Valhala. The other alts would not let me be otherwise
AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F
Needs fresh batteries...
kimmy159 · F
@AntisocialTroll Always keep a stash in the house! ;p
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
I met her in boarding school when we were 7 years old and we shared a dorm until we left at 18. Apart from three years at college we have lived together ever since 🙂 Married in 2015 and we have lots of nieces and nephews to keep us busy 🙂
kimmy159 · F
@SunshineGirl Now that is a nice story 😌 Happy for the both of you! It sounds like you're eachother's soulmate.
reflectingmonkey · 51-55, M
if all goes well I'm going to Peru in January to marry my girlfriend, then i have a ski trip in february . meanwhile I think I will go do a 10 day vipassana retreat in december. the 3 loves of my life : girlfriend, skiing and my inner life.
MrAverage1965 · 61-69, M
I met her 39 years ago, have been married for 37 years.
We have two grown up children, the two best things in my life.
Looking back I would say she never loved me.
We have two grown up children, the two best things in my life.
Looking back I would say she never loved me.
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All whom i loved were friends for a time, but now hooo baby i got a sweet lil thang called The Criterion Channel, match made in heaven i tell ya!!
Nanori · F
It's a very long story be more specific what u wanna know
sarabi · F
Does it have to be love? Because I've got short stories only.
kimmy159 · F
@sarabi Timing is crucial in everything. But even when you both moved on, life can make sudden bends. There's this story I have about a guy I've met when I was 14 and he was 10. We keep missing eachother due to various reasons. One of it was that age gab which was huge back then, but wouldn't be an issue anymore now. But 4 years make a lot of difference for a woman to be older. We moved on several times (and aside from 1 kiss way later in life, nothing has ever happened). But sometimes he still sends me a message and whenever he does, I still get the chills. However, we keep on reaching the same conclusion: it's still not the right timing.
I will join after my share of water to check on all weird responses to declare The Weirdest of All.
NerdyPotato · M
The closest I got to any relationship was online.
kimmy159 · F
@NerdyPotato Online can be as real as any other I've found :-))
NerdyPotato · M
@kimmy159 I don't know if it's as good, but it can definitely be as real and very nice regardless.
kimmy159 · F
@NerdyPotato I agree ^^ It's not as good, but it can be stronger than most rl relationships. But at some point, you have to meet if you want to make it last I believe.
AstroZombie · 36-40, M
Ohhhh dear! The story I could tell of what happened recently. 😓
kimmy159 · F
@AstroZombie You can always drop me a message whenever you feel like talking about it ^^
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
She is going for more surgery tomorrow. She had/has breast cancer.
i do okay for an old dude.
kimmy159 · F
@YourMomsSecretCrush Age is just a number ^^ Our movements might slow down due to pains here and there, but our mind doesn't (yet XD)
@kimmy159 thankfully, there is advil and tylenol to kill the pain. LOL
Reject · 26-30, M
It’s full and flourishing! A bountiful banquet.
Convivial · 26-30, F
Lol... Nosey ;)
AllelujahHaptism · 36-40, M
you already know it though :p
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nothing remarkable to report
nothing remarkable to report
BiasForAction · M
Just calm nothingness day after day
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I saw, I fucked, I came..
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
................................
Not much to tell.
Not much to tell.
rrraksamam · 31-35, M
Don't even...
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Tminus6453 · M
🤭[media=https://youtu.be/K8E_zMLCRNg]
kimmy159 · F
@Tminus6453 Welllll if it chirps loud enough, someone might hear it ;p
Rolexeo · 26-30, M
Iwillwait · M
🤔
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
That will be an extremely short conversation.
kimmy159 · F
@JimboSaturn That's okay, I can drink coffee pretty fast XD
Mrawr. For extra fun lets do it as math.
limx→∞ (1/x)
limx→∞ (1/x)
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I don't discuss such things here
IWasCallingYaLarry · 26-30, M
Sure, I'd love to.
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
I'm not in a story telling mood but it's deep
We're ok.