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If you had a massive boner all the time would it make you depressed?

ginnyfromtheblock · 22-25, F
mine makes me pretty happy tbh
Slade · 56-60, M
@ginnyfromtheblock another well hung SW chick?🍆
Northwest · M
Not only that, I would have to be hospitalized. After 4 hour, the erection needs to be surgically drained, otherwise, the area will eventually become gangrenous, and will need to be amputated to prevent further spread. If it spreads, given its location, it's probably terminal. That would probably be depressing. 🤣
Carla · 61-69, F
@Northwest yeah, a ruined evening for certain.
Makes the term, "draining the snake" a bit more realistic.
Punxi · 26-30, F
Well...if he could like angle it. Not walk round' with a pitched tent. 🤔
Jinxie · 46-50, F
I wouldn’t get anything done except admiring my massive boner.
Mrod78 · 41-45, F
I’d cut down on the viagra.
JRVanguard · 22-25, M
If?


My perpetual massive boner is not the cause of my depression thank you
LondonCowboy · 51-55, M
I’d get myself a job in the porn industry and become super rich and happy 😆🤣😂
200t00 · 46-50, M
i do and it does. hes 6'2" and i have to work with the dick haha
TheCaterpillar · 41-45, F
Yes since I am a woman that would suck
Slade · 56-60, M
@TheCaterpillar you'd be an SW star!
CheeseburgerBrown · 31-35, M
One time I took a rhino pill from the gas station cause it said to give you energy and “keep you up” I thought it to keep you awake.. Fuck after an hour with having a stiffy that shit started to hurt! Like the head of my penis was gonna pop or something lol
@CheeseburgerBrown lol oops😀😅😆
Nah.. I'd probably get used to it tbh 🤷 but perhaps I'd always feel the need to brush it up against stuff while I'm out & about 😂
butterflybaby75 · 46-50, F
ie. are you asking guys that use Viagra/Cialis all the time how their life has 'changed' for the better (or worse)? 8-)
Whyme · 41-45, M
Ildbe thrilled if it was massive lol
Whyme · 41-45, M
Whyme · 41-45, M
@Miklee02 by she do we mean u ?
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@Whyme who me? Couldn’t be !!
FoolishLuna · 51-55, F
With tomato sauce and hold the onions … yeah I would gain weight🤷‍♀️…. Oh you didn’t say banger🤦‍♀️
A little. On one side, I would have a massive boner all the time so I could go on for hours on end. Women have a hard enough time not staring at my crotch so the extra attention wouldn't hurt, and the sex would be fantastic!

On the other hand, I would have a massive boner all the time so I wouldn't be allowed to work with kids again. It's a tough sacrifice, but it's one I'd be willing to make.
I'd know how to help myself, tho massive might be an exaggeration 😑
SW-User
Nah ...I'd find it useful ..i could hang clothes from it and necklaces
goliathtree · 56-60, M
If I could find somewhere warm for it to stay, all would be well.
Freeranger · M
I suspect not. Red heads would be knockin' 24/7
romell · 46-50, M
Theirs this mad cow disease guess its like a women tits were suckled n she was raring for a fuck but no luck or a lame duck...this would be just the opposite for a man ..would be guess called mad bull disease
JesseInTX · 51-55, M
If you experience an erection that lasts more than 4 hours consult a physician. That’s what they advertise. Makes me wonder what gender of physician specializes in that 🤔
alan20 · M
I think it would make me bored. And embarrassed . But all the time would imply I couldn't cum. So it would make me frustrated. And worried. So no thanks.
No. Just a bit awkward at parent/teacher conferences, at the shooting range or watching sporting events with friends to name a few…😆
My brain would be empty so logical, rational thought would go out the window.

Why not! It's a great idea!
Yungj87 · 31-35, M
I would be depressed if I couldn’t put it a female. That would be a waste
Virgo79 · 56-60, M
For once i could pay the bill, without having to skin back to see what i have😁
Nope. Ill be impressed. Like im sure others would be too ;)
MrAverage1965 · 61-69, M
All the time would be depressing, massive I could live with.
Elessar · 26-30, M
First of all, I wouldn't be working in engineering for sure 😶
GBPackersFan · 41-45, M
Not at all I’ve been able to steer a wheel while driving 😊
It's extremely uncomfortable outside the bedroom.
InfoTunaCanBot · 100+, M
It would be awkward going to the shops 😬
marvn5694 · 46-50, C
I think I would actually be highly elevated.......
Tracos · 51-55, M
its remarkably painful after a while
This does seem depressing🤔



I killed the party🥴
GovanDUNNY · 36-40, M
Having one for too long becomes painful
plasticpants02 · 61-69, M
Id show that baby off. Only got a medium boner now
Wolf90 · M
Not so much depressed but a bit lightheaded..... 😶
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
Nope -- but I'd be VERY careful in revolving doors.
dannyppaul · 61-69, M
All my boners are massive.
That sounds really painful lol
RebelFox · 36-40, F
I’d find someone to bone 24/7
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
It’s a lot of responsibility.

StormRider · M
Then I can throw away my Viagra
chasingWednesday · 36-40, M
Depressed, no. Frustrated, yes
Ferric67 · M
Depressed, no
Busy, maybe
JohnnyNoir · M
Only if it went untreated
Dino11 · M
Might be kind of awkward at the gym..
BackyardShaman · 61-69, M
No it would be so cool
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
I might be proud

 
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