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Months ago my gf got jealous over one of my coworkers even though she's a lesbian

Turns out that same coworker actually has a lil crush on me 😂 makes me feel kinda pretty tbh. But I didn't expect that.

I knew I felt awkward for some reason when she was joking about eating my ass last week. I just casually changed the subject 😶😅
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Iwantyourhotwife · 22-25
I always had a strange feeling that girls know girls in a way guys just can't get
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basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
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ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
@basilfawlty89 I've actually never seen that movie before 😅 I'm so behind.
The "tuck your sack back" part had me cracking up 🤣
HoeBag · 51-55, F
@basilfawlty89 That looks like a comedy filled with suburban people humor. OR as my co-workers might say, "it is too white".

Like it's demograph might be fans of "Friends".
So maybe not so full out lesbian. lol
@ChiefJustWalks I mean confusing for non straight people. Straight people usually seem pretty clear.

https://similarworlds.com/attraction/lesbian/3761800-My-journey-has-been-long-unclear-and-often-very
ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
@JustGoneNow yeah I can see why it'd be confusing for sure. Doesn't seem easy to figure out when society makes you feel wrong or out of place for the way you feel.

My gf is bi & she's known since she was young. I just find it kinda cool that she chose me even out of allll the beautiful women out there 😮 girls are just better 😅
@ChiefJustWalks the numbers are not on her side, though. If we assume that as much as 6% of people are gay or bi… which I think may be a bit high. Then put 100 men and 100 women in a room. Of the 6 women that are bi or gay… let’s say half are gay which leaves us 3 and 1 of the is only bisexual but wouldn’t actually be in a relationship with a woman, so now we have 2… along with 95 say potential male mates. Most Bi girls end up with a guy. It’s just lack of opportunity. There’s a lot of pressure on potential Bi women that are actively looking for a same sex relationship too because we don’t have a lot of options for dating in general. That doesn’t mean that you aren’t great… as she also chose you out of all the guys too. Just saying same sex relationships are tough. Plus some gay women are scared to date Bi girls because they are afraid they don’t really like girls and will flip when the right guy comes along. Total bullshit but makes it no less a real fear for gay girls.
SatanBurger · 36-40, F
You should feel pretty tbh 😌. But that last part made me giggle lol. You felt awkward about her joking to eat ur ass cos she wanted to eat ur ass. It was sort of a "I'm joking but if you want to take me up on the offer I will totally eat ur ass" moment lol. People say they're joking but they're semi serious too 🤓

"I'm kidding" ----> No no you're not lol.
ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
@SatanBurger aw thanks 😌 my gf calls me pretty sometimes & I'm like "how dare you 😯" but she swears it's not "girl pretty" 🤣

But yeah I figured she was just joking at first until she repeated it 2 or 3 times. After that it didn't feel like she was joking 😂
& true, you can always tell when someone isn't fully kidding 😅 like whenever they make an edgy joke & say "just kidding".. I'm always like "nah you weren't kidding" then they bust out laughing 🤣
SatanBurger · 36-40, F
@ChiefJustWalks Ur welcome 🤗 ...what your girlfriend means as pretty is probably more like handsome. I don't know why us women always call guys pretty when we really mean another thing, I guess it's just a female thing lol.

But yeah she was totally not joking about eating ur ass hahahaha. I think that even though she's mostly lesbian, she probably just finds guys somewhat physically attractive sometimes, but maybe not often enough to be straight.

 
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