Months ago my gf got jealous over one of my coworkers even though she's a lesbian

Turns out that same coworker actually has a lil crush on me 😂 makes me feel kinda pretty tbh. But I didn't expect that.

I knew I felt awkward for some reason when she was joking about eating my ass last week. I just casually changed the subject 😶😅

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SatanBurger · 36-40, F

You should feel pretty tbh 😌. But that last part made me giggle lol. You felt awkward about her joking to eat ur ass cos she wanted to eat ur ass. It was sort of a "I'm joking but if you want to take me up on the offer I will totally eat ur ass" moment lol. People say they're joking but they're semi serious too 🤓

"I'm kidding" ----> No no you're not lol.

ChiefJustWalks · 26-30

@SatanBurger aw thanks 😌 my gf calls me pretty sometimes & I'm like "how dare you 😯" but she swears it's not "girl pretty" 🤣

But yeah I figured she was just joking at first until she repeated it 2 or 3 times. After that it didn't feel like she was joking 😂
& true, you can always tell when someone isn't fully kidding 😅 like whenever they make an edgy joke & say "just kidding".. I'm always like "nah you weren't kidding" then they bust out laughing 🤣

SatanBurger · 36-40, F

@ChiefJustWalks Ur welcome 🤗 ...what your girlfriend means as pretty is probably more like handsome. I don't know why us women always call guys pretty when we really mean another thing, I guess it's just a female thing lol.

But yeah she was totally not joking about eating ur ass hahahaha. I think that even though she's mostly lesbian, she probably just finds guys somewhat physically attractive sometimes, but maybe not often enough to be straight.