ArishMell · 70-79, M
Yes but not a very serious one.
A friend and I were browsing a book stall at an exhibition when we saw a man standing near us flick through one or two books then wander away with one. We immediately told the stand staff, and could still point him out in the crowds, but I don't know the outcome.
I also called the Fire Brigade and Olice when I saw smoke coming from a letter-box. I was sure of who was responsible - three boys loitering next to the box a few minutes previously - but I heard nothing from the Police. The Police waited a week before their appeal for imformation, with telephone number, in the local paper. I rang and told the receptionist I could have given them a description on the day. Especially as one of these lads was blonde with a distinctive hair-cut.
A friend and I were browsing a book stall at an exhibition when we saw a man standing near us flick through one or two books then wander away with one. We immediately told the stand staff, and could still point him out in the crowds, but I don't know the outcome.
I also called the Fire Brigade and Olice when I saw smoke coming from a letter-box. I was sure of who was responsible - three boys loitering next to the box a few minutes previously - but I heard nothing from the Police. The Police waited a week before their appeal for imformation, with telephone number, in the local paper. I rang and told the receptionist I could have given them a description on the day. Especially as one of these lads was blonde with a distinctive hair-cut.
HumanEarth · F
Breaking News: The Great Milkhouse Heist
Anchor: We interrupt your regular programming for a bizarre and hilarious live report from the heart of Barnville. This just in: a milkhouse heist has occurred, and the eyewitness is reportedly the perpetrator!
[Camera shifts to a chaotic barn scene with cows mooing in the background. Miss MooMoo Leggings stands in front of a shiny milk pitcher, looking both frantic and fabulous.]
Reporter: Thank you, Anchor. I’m here live at the barn, where the atmosphere is absolutely udderly electric! With me is Miss MooMoo Leggings, who claims she witnessed, well, participated in. A shocking milkhouse theft. Can you tell us what happened?
Miss MooMoo Leggings: (wide-eyed) It was just another ordinary January Friday! I walked in, ready for my ice-cold glass of milk, and as I was admiring my reflection in this gorgeous milk pitcher, I noticed someone creeping closer...
[Camera zooms in on her pint, revealing milk smudges on her cheek.]
Reporter: So, you're saying you noticed Mr. Sneaky Pants, but then... you realized that was you?
Miss MooMoo Leggings: (laughs sheepishly) Exactly! I was so captivated by my own reflection that I completely forgot to stop myself from swiping my own milk. I mean, who can blame me for looking this good?
Reporter: So, let’s break this down: you were both the witness and the suspect in this moo-velous caper?
Miss MooMoo Leggings: (nodding vigorously) Yes! I even shouted, “Stop that milk thief!” while pointing at my own reflection! It was the most hilarious moment of my life.
Reporter: And how did the authorities respond?
[Camera switches to a group of amused police officers laughing as they listen to her story.]
Miss MooMoo Leggings: They showed up, chuckling at my antics. They even took pictures! Can you believe it?
Reporter: Well, you heard it here folks. In a story that’s sure to be the talk of the barn for years to come, Miss MooMoo Leggings has not only become a viral sensation but also the star of the Great Milkhouse Heist.
Anchor: (back in the studio) Thank you for that live coverage! It seems some crimes are just too funny to take seriously. We’ll keep you updated on any developing stories, but for now, let’s enjoy some classic cow-themed comedy! Stay tuned!
Anchor: We interrupt your regular programming for a bizarre and hilarious live report from the heart of Barnville. This just in: a milkhouse heist has occurred, and the eyewitness is reportedly the perpetrator!
[Camera shifts to a chaotic barn scene with cows mooing in the background. Miss MooMoo Leggings stands in front of a shiny milk pitcher, looking both frantic and fabulous.]
Reporter: Thank you, Anchor. I’m here live at the barn, where the atmosphere is absolutely udderly electric! With me is Miss MooMoo Leggings, who claims she witnessed, well, participated in. A shocking milkhouse theft. Can you tell us what happened?
Miss MooMoo Leggings: (wide-eyed) It was just another ordinary January Friday! I walked in, ready for my ice-cold glass of milk, and as I was admiring my reflection in this gorgeous milk pitcher, I noticed someone creeping closer...
[Camera zooms in on her pint, revealing milk smudges on her cheek.]
Reporter: So, you're saying you noticed Mr. Sneaky Pants, but then... you realized that was you?
Miss MooMoo Leggings: (laughs sheepishly) Exactly! I was so captivated by my own reflection that I completely forgot to stop myself from swiping my own milk. I mean, who can blame me for looking this good?
Reporter: So, let’s break this down: you were both the witness and the suspect in this moo-velous caper?
Miss MooMoo Leggings: (nodding vigorously) Yes! I even shouted, “Stop that milk thief!” while pointing at my own reflection! It was the most hilarious moment of my life.
Reporter: And how did the authorities respond?
[Camera switches to a group of amused police officers laughing as they listen to her story.]
Miss MooMoo Leggings: They showed up, chuckling at my antics. They even took pictures! Can you believe it?
Reporter: Well, you heard it here folks. In a story that’s sure to be the talk of the barn for years to come, Miss MooMoo Leggings has not only become a viral sensation but also the star of the Great Milkhouse Heist.
Anchor: (back in the studio) Thank you for that live coverage! It seems some crimes are just too funny to take seriously. We’ll keep you updated on any developing stories, but for now, let’s enjoy some classic cow-themed comedy! Stay tuned!
Adrift · 61-69, F
Not an eye witness but I did happen to walk into a bank right after it was robbed.
I walked in and everyone was just standing there with these surprised looks on their faces.
I asked whats going on and one woman said we were just robbed.
I walked in and everyone was just standing there with these surprised looks on their faces.
I asked whats going on and one woman said we were just robbed.
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trollslayer · 46-50, M
Buddy and I witnessed some kind of illicit exchange involving a bag and a brown paper bag in a las vegas back street.
hunkalove · 70-79, M
Yeah, but I gotta plead the Fifth on that.
mossyboots · 51-55, FNew
Yes, a guy who stole a load of swimming inflatables.
He had to lilo for a while …
He had to lilo for a while …
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
Yep. Nothing too serious.
YoMomma ·
just petty thief this big giant burly woman stole from me as a kid before my very eyes just took my stuff and put it in her purse 😳 at our yard sale .. the nerve
something else too but i don't want to talk about it
something else too but i don't want to talk about it
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Katie01 · F
I've watched people get beaten within an inch of their lives. It's a bit of a turn on ngl
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OogieBoogie · F
Welli cant really say, on the grounds i may or may not incriminate myself
TexChik · F
Saw a guy commit perjury, saw another try to steal a horse trailer.
swirlie · 31-35
Yes! I was witness to a 100 acre crop of wheat being stolen in the night in the middle of summer.
OogieBoogie · F
Ferric67 · M
@OogieBoogie Merrick's finest
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
Who's asking, fed?
Ferric67 · M
Yes
Ferise1 · 46-50, M
I once saw a cop in Australia trying to arrest a man. There was a big struggle. They were falling down and getting back up and I almost jumped on the cop to save him.😂 I was 20 I didn’t know better. I wanted to be part of the action.😂