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FreeSpirit1 · F
I got pulled over for speeding and I asked the cop what he was going to do with his night stick and handcuffs.... he said shut up you perv 🤭🤣
FrozenWasteland · 61-69, M
@FreeSpirit1 I have the feeling I missed my calling. 🤣
Elevatorpitches · F
@FreeSpirit1 One thing u always have to remember about those drone-types is they take orders from stupid people. Sometimes stupider than them. Draw your own conclusions. My conclusion is that its like an interior military and u can't say that. So draw more conclusions...
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Yup . Nothing worth bragging about though
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
No, I was pulled over on the the side of the highway and was patted down and had the car searched for drugs tho. My friends waved at the cop because he was out mutual friends father. We had just ordered hotwings and the dude "searched" them and spilled the whole container all over the backseat.
So yeah never wave at a friend's dad who is a cop.
So yeah never wave at a friend's dad who is a cop.
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SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
@empanadas Yeah he was a douchebag
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SkeetSkeet ACAB extends to dads of friends unfortunately.
Elevatorpitches · F
@quitwhendone yeah... and speaking of "affordable" the cheapest lawyer is no need 4 a lawyer at all.
Know your rights but even more importantly know how to talk to the police, and remember YOU know more than they do about why they are in your face... the secret is to know what to do about it to keep life humane throughout...
Know your rights but even more importantly know how to talk to the police, and remember YOU know more than they do about why they are in your face... the secret is to know what to do about it to keep life humane throughout...
I am innocent I tell ya!
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@questionWeaver Hmmmmm..🤔😂🤣🤣😝🥰
BetweenKittensandRiots · 36-40, MVIP
For a truly terible reason too, I got in violent altercation with mom and felt awful immediately after and was told by doctor it was largely due to his prescribing paxil and my inconsistently taking the SSRI and the medication just back fired as I Was likely in withdrawal.
I was terrified, it was in the midst of my relationship with my Ex, I had thought to get anti anxiety medications because I had thought it would be kind thing to do for her because believe it or not I felt like my being freaked out all the time put a lot of unnecessary pressure on her.
I was I guess trying to do the sweet thing for her but panicing that day and lost internet connection and tried to reconnect on her machine and had cut on my and and she yanked my hand off her mouse and tried to shove me out of her room and I just overreacted and attacked her for it and ended up in jail...
Ive lived with her for ten years after that at this point and been very little other than supportive and never violent again so I think it goes to show my doctor wasn't wrong...
I just own this because like if someone does background check they're going to see the dropped charge and if they dig deeply enoguh they'll find out aways so might as well just get out right in front of it.
I had long had strong feelings against men who hit women even before that point so it didn't do a lot for me in terms of self confidence but it seems fairy likely if I can have access to victim for over 10 years with 0 incidents that I'm probably a peaceful person who isn't the ticking time bomb people have been saying I am and am more likely just someone who under the Wrong conditions and influence can do things I never thought Possible for myself to do...
I tried to do the considerate thing for my ex failing to account for the likelyhood that i'd forget totake medication and it ended up a disaster. also I Was not fully aware of the risk.
I was terrified, it was in the midst of my relationship with my Ex, I had thought to get anti anxiety medications because I had thought it would be kind thing to do for her because believe it or not I felt like my being freaked out all the time put a lot of unnecessary pressure on her.
I was I guess trying to do the sweet thing for her but panicing that day and lost internet connection and tried to reconnect on her machine and had cut on my and and she yanked my hand off her mouse and tried to shove me out of her room and I just overreacted and attacked her for it and ended up in jail...
Ive lived with her for ten years after that at this point and been very little other than supportive and never violent again so I think it goes to show my doctor wasn't wrong...
I just own this because like if someone does background check they're going to see the dropped charge and if they dig deeply enoguh they'll find out aways so might as well just get out right in front of it.
I had long had strong feelings against men who hit women even before that point so it didn't do a lot for me in terms of self confidence but it seems fairy likely if I can have access to victim for over 10 years with 0 incidents that I'm probably a peaceful person who isn't the ticking time bomb people have been saying I am and am more likely just someone who under the Wrong conditions and influence can do things I never thought Possible for myself to do...
I tried to do the considerate thing for my ex failing to account for the likelyhood that i'd forget totake medication and it ended up a disaster. also I Was not fully aware of the risk.
Multiple drunk driving charges until I finally got my act together by seeking help for depression.
Also three times for simply defending myself from attackers because in Ohio we had the Duty to Retreat law where it is illegal to defend oneself from an assailant(s) except in your home or car.
We now have the stand your ground law, but I'm too old and fat to be able to fight back now
Also three times for simply defending myself from attackers because in Ohio we had the Duty to Retreat law where it is illegal to defend oneself from an assailant(s) except in your home or car.
We now have the stand your ground law, but I'm too old and fat to be able to fight back now
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Approximately ten times if you count when I was a kid.
@SW-User 🖤🤗
TurtlePink · 22-25, F
2 times as a teen. But honestly, I think that’s normal
TurtlePink · 22-25, F
@zerofuks2give I was getting bullied so I beat the crap out of one of my bullies and the school called the police.
and then another time I ran from the school cop
and then another time I ran from the school cop
TurtlePink · 22-25, F
@cortney I was a problem child 🤣
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
@TurtlePink Good for you. Fortunately I grew up in a time where getting in a fight wouldn’t get the cops called on you
Nope but i got kicked outa a concert ;)
@TheSirfurryanimalWales hahah ik youd wana know my groovy friend ;) i snuck in food cuz its sooo expensive and theyre like super crazy bout not buying their venue stuff
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
@Kayana i’d have let you eat it.
@TheSirfurryanimalWales omf we would have so much fun at a music festival !!!
adorbz · 26-30, F
yeah
adorbz · 26-30, F
@JustGoneNow love you too 🥺but this is not a reason to love me 😆💕
adorbz · 26-30, F
@JustGoneNow YAYYY🤩🤩🤩
@adorbz I got arrested too, just not booked. They took my to the hospital.
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Elessar · 26-30, M
Nope, the most illegal thing I've done has been downloading some music from YouTu..
* Police knocking on the door 👮♂️ *
* Police knocking on the door 👮♂️ *
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By like a real policemen 👮♂️? .. lol nope but I did meet a fireman once at a male striptease venue we went to for a girls night out once .., sigh them were the days 🤭
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Once. Arrested but not booked.
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
I was “detained” once.
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
Few close calls but no.
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Nope
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No
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No, but once on the beach I did get returned to my parents by a special police constable who thought I was about 8 years old 🙄
wildbill83 · 41-45, M
yep
I got to ride in the back of MP's car
the other guy got to ride in the back of an ambulance... 🤔
I got to ride in the back of MP's car
the other guy got to ride in the back of an ambulance... 🤔
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
No...but i was a car that was stopped by the cops
GerOttman · 61-69, M
Oddly enough, no! Not for lack of opportunity..
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I'm sorry but those files are sealed.
zerofuks2give · 41-45, M
Nope. Gotta catch me first.
Zzxxxx · 56-60, M
Iam no altar boy
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
Never ever ever.
SweetMae · 70-79, F
No. They didn't catch me.
NoahT · M
no. thank goodness.
toddr13 · 46-50, M
Yes
Londonn · 36-40, M
yes
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
Yes
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yeah
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
Nope!
Yes.
ScottR · 56-60, M
No
Jenny1234 · 51-55, F
No
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Thankfully no
TexasOutlawTrey · M
No cops fear me
bijouxbroussard · F
No. At a protest once I came close but wasn’t.
Azlotto · M
Yes, once.
caesar7 · 61-69, M
No...because I OBEY THE LAW!!!
Elevatorpitches · F
@caesar7 I wonder what else u do.
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
Never
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No
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empanadas · 31-35, M
nope, i escaped jail some how
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