If you could invent a new word what it be and what would be it's definition ?

Whinehole, for those who won’t shut up with their petty complaints.

Planet grow your own shit and leave each other alone..
it’s a happy planet

Moronracification. The ability for morons to turn non-racist things into racist subjects.

Asstastic.... I think it's self explanatory 🤭

Littlemrandmisssillyshitforbrains. Defines a whole segment of the population who are shallow and ignorant and don't realize it.

Plagiarism: the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.

I tried inventing a word once, but some bored asshats on UrbanDictionary ended up making it a stupid sex thing.

The word was 'squirf'. It can be a verb, a noun, or a pejorative. It's referring to the water that comes out of a ketchup or mustard bottle when you don't properly shake it.

Using it in a sentence, you can get something like:

-I got squirf on my sandwich and now the bread is soggy
-I accidently squirfed all over my shirt today
-Some squirf was going door-to-door trying to sell used cucumbers

Honest Scouser, sorry that will never happen

Drugolic

Another word for Alcoholic 👏🏻👏🏻

Actually I just remembered another one I made up. The word is regreat, or regrate if using the past tense. It's when you eat something or eat too much of something that you end up regretting.

Hallowthankmus... A holiday that combines the three major holidays Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas into one celebration

Caroockl - synonym for a love relationship between 2 or more humans, no matter the gender or selfidentification

"Barkter" - the sound of a dog barking - as in "My dog burst into barkter".