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TinyViolins · 31-35, M
I tried inventing a word once, but some bored asshats on UrbanDictionary ended up making it a stupid sex thing.
The word was 'squirf'. It can be a verb, a noun, or a pejorative. It's referring to the water that comes out of a ketchup or mustard bottle when you don't properly shake it.
Using it in a sentence, you can get something like:
-I got squirf on my sandwich and now the bread is soggy
-I accidently squirfed all over my shirt today
-Some squirf was going door-to-door trying to sell used cucumbers
The word was 'squirf'. It can be a verb, a noun, or a pejorative. It's referring to the water that comes out of a ketchup or mustard bottle when you don't properly shake it.
Using it in a sentence, you can get something like:
-I got squirf on my sandwich and now the bread is soggy
-I accidently squirfed all over my shirt today
-Some squirf was going door-to-door trying to sell used cucumbers