I ate a clock today

Did you go back for seconds

Hope wasn't a waist of time!

Wait a minute......oh I see what you did there. It took me a second look. I have to hand it to you.

This actually made me laugh 🤣

You're winding me up! 😀

Oy veigh

@Bexsy 😆

If you would have gone with a watch, it would have been less so.

It must be. It's been months since you've made another post. 😄

You should have waited a minute for your second thoughts .. now it's too late

Did you go for the big hand, or the little hand first? 😝

Any luck passing the time since then?

Bathroom breaks will be timely!!

Will you be able to pass time?

At first I didn"t see the 'l' in clock

Now you can tick tock time away

Did you go back four seconds?

Did you post it on TikTok

Midnight snack ?

I've heard this joke 😂😂😂.

Time for more?

BOOOOOO

i got a big black clock for u to eat hahah

How do you season and tenderize a clock?

lol

Ha ha

Lawd 😁

Get out

H a h a

Was it a grandfather clock?