A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying brown paint collide in the middle of the ocean.

Can't see how you can't fathom that we could sea that one coming.

I swear I'll turn this car around right now!

Oh the humanity! Will they ever be rescued??

The independent voter. They're the ones that vote purple

Oy vey!

I love to sing in the shower until I get soap in my mouth and then it turns into a soap opera.

😂

Hahaha

...you mean both crews were purpled, not marooned.